Sleep is no friend to me this night

small voice may I have some birthday cake please

Porridge & honey & cream and tea please Bacon.

Salmon and avo sushi rolls please

My partner and kid both came down with something 2 weeks ago, which started with razor-blade sore throat and sniffles then progressed into a hacking cough. Although they’re both much better now, they’re still coughing and have the sniffles. There’s a few nasty viruses going around atm.

Hope you’re feeling g better soon

I ordered some sheets from Kmart almost a fortnight ago and had them redirected to my post office, but then a week ago it said it was “in transit” twice in my suburb and has never updated to say it’s arrived at my post office

“Your delivery is coming today” message received. There’s construction across the road so time to look out the window every time I hear a van for the next 4 to 8 hours

Slept with my hand

Finally showing it some love!

My best effort so far has been throwing my back out very badly by bending down to pick up a tea towel

Yeah, I’m not going to call it that…

I still think the private sector is gonna RBMK the FUCK outta traralgon. I’m not saying thats a dealbreaker for me though.

Is this 2008 again? Flashbacks to Sarah Palin…

New-clee-ah

Noo-klier

I had it about a month ago, and the pharmacist told me that it was a good idea to have another one in six months if I was at all high risk or needed to travel, and that some pharmacies were stricter but most aren’t.

I’m keen to get my booster, but I think the advice is still that people under 18 shouldn’t get it unless they have specific health conditions

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I dont know who half these people are, and the other half I dont know what shows they even have on.

Robert Irwin because he seems really authentic.

Going to go Andy Lee, a favourite of mine.

I’ll just pay the fine and not cast a vote. I would also match the fine amount with a charity donation to make sure Julia Morris doesn’t win.

Obviously Tony Armstrong. Talented, charismatic, seems to genuinely not be a dick.

But I would never actually vote.

The road closure is not in Google Maps. This is the same reason the Montague St bridge keeps getting hit - Google Maps sending people down that road.

Ah but the closure MIGHT be further along the road from where they are going - and so they take a chance and lose it.

I live near one of the railway crossings they turned into an overpass, and the whole time our street was blocked off at the train line people kept doing that. They would drive up to the barrier then get shitty because it was hard to turn around due to parked cars. It’s like they’d read the signs but still think, nah, I’m special, that doesn’t apply to me.

There was one on the corner of Duggan St and Albion St, Brunswick West.

I rat run that intersection 8 times a week.

That intersection had “road closed” signs on all 3 sides, but in reality every time I drove around it at all hours of the day, it was open and cars were flowing freely.

So I just started ignoring it until they actually sealed it off and started digging 2 weeks later lol.

pair of fingerless gloves from reject shop is a game changer! If you have a small room you can close the door on you’d be surprised how fast the computer warms the space up too.

we need to go deeper

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I got on top of the old Yorkshire Brewery in Collingwood before it was redeveloped. Zero PPE, wrapped up in stupidity.

I recently bought a medium size candle from a dollar store, cost $5, it won’t burn properly because the wick is too thin for the wide candle. This is a bit of manufacturing cost cutting that is surprising and annoying.

I had a bunch of these from Ikea when the kids were little. Very useful when the kids awoke in the middle of the night. They were strategically placed around the house, I remember one being in the kitchen another in the bathroom. One in their room.

They were <$5, used 3x AAA batteries that lasted ages and had great magnets. If you have a real use for them, I recommend the Ikea ones. Of course, the real challenge with Ikea is actually walking in and out and only buying the $5 you went in there for. I’ve never managed it.