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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 months ago

Are rocket propelled chainsaws credible?

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Are rocket propelled chainsaws credible?

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nuke@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 months ago
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  • Mandy@sh.itjust.works
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    • Cyrus Draegur@lemm.ee
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      Orks are definitely the only species this would ever work for.

      Although I’m surprised they don’t just make a gun that fires smaller guns that also fire bullets which themselves fire bullets… that explode.

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        You should check out Enter the Gungeon.

        Everyone should check out Enter the Gungeon.

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          Its easy for us rougelike enjoyer’s to forget but the average person isn’t looking for entertainment where they die over and over slowly learning enemy patterns and unlocking new stuff. It takes a special kind of masochistic challenge chasing nerd to get something out of these kinds of games.

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      Choppa shoota’ or shoota’ choppy?

      Mork said iz good, make it work!

  • greenshirtdenimjeans@sh.itjust.works
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    deleted by creator

    • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works
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      I genuinely don’t think that would make a difference. No matter which version of those you get hit by a direct strike is going to turn you and your immediate surroundings into salsa. May as well save the construction costs.

  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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    You’ll shoot your arm off.

  • pirate-dad@lemm.ee
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    Yes

  • Schiffsmädchenjunge@sh.itjust.works
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    8 months ago

    Dr. Bright wants to know your location.

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    You would need an equal and opposite angular momentum at the back of the chainsaw otherwise it will just rotate upwards and loop around in circles.

    • Kaboom@reddthat.comBanned
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      So a second chainsaw in the opposite direction?

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        Nah, second chain pointing forward rotating the opposite direction, with the teeth facing forward.

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        Give this man a promotion!

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      an equal and opposite angular momentum

      Idea: contra rotating chainsaws.

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      just enough rotational velocity to counter gravity trying to pull the nose of the missile down though. and also the centripetal momentum of the chain would act like a gyro stabilizer insuring that it remains nominally upright.

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        You’ll need more mass in those teeth.

        Depleted uranium chain saw teeth.

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      If the chainsaw generates so much inertial that it challenges your trajectory, you’re doing something right.

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      The real one deploys blades that cause the missile to spin at very high speeds before it slices through its targets like butter without an explosion

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      You can balance it adjusting the rocket nozzle

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    Fun concept but if only starting a gas powered chainsaw were that easy…

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      You see, if you fix the chainsaw ripcord to the bazooka and then fire it you can use the propulsion pull to also start the chainsaw during launch

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        Just remember to clean the fuel lines during maintenance as it can separate when left for too long, and press the primer button the correct number of times while loading, and then always store it upright.

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        You should be able to replace the heavy engine with a turbine mounted in the rocket engine.

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        Like a BeyBlade. Let em rip. And tear.

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    Groovy

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    That’s actually a good idea for a new fallout weapon

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      The bang saw

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    New Helldiver support weapon?

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I was hoping this linked to an XKCD article that discusses the question. Answering the question optional.

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    I have no notes

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    It’s like the opposite of a swordfish

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    https://youtu.be/eK5NI4WqYuU

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      Spyware free link: https://youtu.be/eK5NI4WqYuU

      • moving to lemme.zip. @lemm.ee
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        I’m confused about the spyware free part. I’m not clocking on either link. But cAn you explain that one?

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          The link have question mark in the middle and a unique identifier behind it. When a web browser requests the website from youtube, it will look at that identifier and know that link was generated by a specific user. If you request the video while logged in then google knows that those two accounts are somehow communicating. If over time two youtube accounts are communicating bidirectionally then they are probably friends. If communication is going only one way then it might be an influencer account.

          Removing that identifier will remove information about who sent you the link.

          • moving to lemme.zip. @lemm.ee
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            Oh good shit! Are there any extensions that can deshitify that process?

            • Agility0971@lemmy.world
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              Try out librewolf

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    #rimworld needs this as a mod

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