AJMaxwell

I fuckin love soup

Good. Always seemed like a potential security risk.

Chiquita Brands International? Nah United Fruit Company? Bingo

Kevin’svmom is a fashion designer, hence all the mannequins.

And the trip was paid for by Kevin’s uncle living in Paris because his work transferred him there.

Written by Bingo Heeler

My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that’s the way I likes it!

The whole thing

The Beatles even wrote a song about there being 8 days in the week!

If you’re a man, get a vasectomy. They’re super quick, and can be easily reversed. Unlike a woman getting her tubes tied, no hospital stay/visit and only a local anesthetic.

Mine was done in my doctor’s office and I spent more time laying down after than it took to complete. And no stitches!

Highly recommended.

I feel like it has the wrong name. But it is a baby step for many toward anticapitalist ideals.

Work is good, and can be beneficial. Working a job you hate because if you don’t you’d starve is awful and should be done away with.

We don’t need to call Trump any nickname because he doesn’t beat around the bush, he just says he wants to genocide the natives.

Arrested for approaching City Council Members? What cowards.

I ate a whole bunch of fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like that guy said.

My stomach’s itchy.

What do you mean, it won a ribbon like 100 years ago

You’re also keeping people trapped in a transport buffer?

Give this man a promotion!

Half a loaf is better than no loaf

Probably less to do with illegal voting, more to do with polling places being understaffed and city/county/state shenanigans requiring 2 forms of photo ID, your birth certificate, and a letter from your Second Grade teacher saying you’re a special kid.

I think you mean dispensing justice

Do your thing Texas, put that woman in the chair for trying to drown children.