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How about just clubbing someone with a live explosive?
This only works if you are black and Scottish
They got more **** ******** ***** **** *** ******* than they got the likes of me.
Bcs electricians kept using them as hammers.
I thought these linemens looked weird
Why not regular pineapples and a lacrosse stick or an ahtlatl?
Or you know, an M203 Grenade Launcher.
It is such a pain to summon the time portal to use that in WW2.
Let me go further: spikes.
Needs a spike on the handle for that lawn dart aesthetic
SPIKES
What in the Call of Duty is this shit?
They’re from Halo
I’d be tempted to use it as a mace… Probably a poor choice.
key-bleewweeeyyyyyyyy
count to ten
Ooh, bonus shrapnel!
This destroys the butthole.
Thanks chief
Barbed for my pleasure uwu
>can give you pleasure
Are we saying blowing stuff up is fun, or telling you to go fuck yourself with a grenade?
Yes.
You can bonk someone with it as well.
Too many people tried using them as hammers.
TNT filler is very stable. It’s fine. I mean, the grenades would not be great as hammers, but they won’t explode at a touch.
Stick grenades?
I put the fuze on both sides, that way I always come out topped.
Yeah, what could possibly go wrong? Blow me in half?
Wisest wizard gets weird in the marines
It’s not weird if the whole squad contribute
I can carry 8 modern hand grenades, or 2 of those things.
I’m pretty sure you can carry at least 3 of them
We should use those ball throwers for dogs. Imagine the distance you could get! Then you could have 8 normal grenades and throw them stupid distances.
An atlatl for grenades!
A splatlatl, if you will.
Genuinely made me actually laugh out loud
Ooh good idea. While were at it, why not train some Jai Alai players to be grenadiers.
This needs to be a Spider-Man villain.
What a sick idea. You should always use balls to play fetch with dogs, grenades are way too expensive.
Really basic overviews incase anyone is vaguely curious
3/4 of volume is taken by wood, what are you, russian logistics officer?
also no way to attach spoon-type igniter, this thing is properly ancient design
The fun part is they used to be shipped without the ignitor installed so a lot of the duds were simply because people didn’t follow instructions and didn’t grab the little tin filled with ignitors.
soviet pattern grenades are shipped disassembled even today, but it’s kinda harder to miss that you don’t have the entire pin and spoon mechanism
want longer range? hear me out:
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I’ve seen the videos of boot instructors being rightfully paranoid that the boots are gonna drop the live grenades during training, I feel like adding these into the mix would straight up give them heart attacks.
yeah, this would end badly. which is why bore-safe 40mm grenades were made (and rifle grenades before that)
Fido, no!
Ye olde grenade yeeter
aka potato masher
why stop a grenades? I wanna see some two handers.
Nuclear two hander grenade.
I wanna see nun chuck grenades
Technically all rifle is two hander
I do have a habit of throwing my AR-15 at people. that’s about all it’s good for.
Should’ve clarify grenade, because i’ve got something for you!
Can give you pleasure
Idk, the round ones do just fine for me, just a bit different form of pleasure.
Pineapples are ribbed for pleasure
If you shit out a ring, you’d best hope you haven’t been skipping your kegels.
And you can choose if you want a tail or an inside tickle.
I just tie a sting around those little rings so I don’t lose the pineapples & can safely pull them out again.
