You know, he has a beautiful wife…

What is he doing with his invisible jackhammer?

220 km/h, there is an itch, he needs to scratch.

At first I thought it’s about linux distros:

But then I understood:

It moves the suicide to the other end of the repository.

THE CAUSE OF FIRE:  

1. git pull
2. merge conflict
3. starting fire

This could also work with Bad Luck Brian or even a bit with Hide The Pain Harold.

And the mandatory visit counter

Don’t have time to play with myself.
- also Duke Nukem

Lots of diamond rings
The happiness it brings
You’ll live like a king
With lots of money and things

More like this:

Or more like that:

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hog

https://startsat60.com/media/lifestyle/jokes/daily-joke-dave-boss-pope

I think it’s the wurst. SCNR

For free file structure you could also checkout Silverbullet.