Yes, I am the Original Gork. All others are pretenders.

Don’t piss off grandma. Especially not by denying her Medicare Advantage claim. That’s a bad idea.

“Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!”

Tommy gun spraying

If I strained that hard, it’d cause a fart.

Yub yub.

Funny how the politicians and the media react with horror, but the entire rest of the Internet has an entirely different reaction. I wonder why.

Best one this side of the Mississippi.

Nothing wrong with being a Ho Ho Ho Ho

Thots 'n pears

Thots 'n pears

Aliens were supposed to invade today but I guess there wasn’t enough melee in South Korea, so I guess I’ll settle for a colossal asteroid impact instead.

Should… we be alarmed by this?

Thank you for your service.

Username checks out

The Bloodsuckers in the game do more than just suck blood UwU

Soggy Pringles sounds like the worst mouthfeel ever.

This will pair nicely with the homoerotic Buff Putin calendar that came out earlier this year.

I really hope some serious anti-trust action goes down here. If the feds can whack Microsoft, they should certainly do the same with RealPage.

Metal and gnarly.