Only millennials know who is Jessica Simpson, and just because of the SNL fiasco. The last thing anyone would think about Blessica Blimpson is that kinda sounds like Jessica Simpson. Go for it.
That was her sister
Wasn’t it Blashlee Blimpson who had the blip synching bliasco on Saturday Blight Blive?
Why is the fathers problem a Mario-Wario-similarity to a celebrity and not the Tragedeigh itself?
On the one hand, I think this is a joke. On the other, I really hope this is someone’s actual living quandary
Having met a Revolution Fighter, full first name, I wouldn’t be too quick to dismiss this outright.
Having worked in an elementary school, I’m inclined to believe it’s true. The best student name I’ve ever seen was Vampire Hunter. First name Vampire, last name Hunter.
Shit, I wouldn’t name my own child that, but that name is cool as fuck.
His dad better be named Werewolf
They should have gone Vampire for the middle name and Abraham for the first name, would have been a really nice tribute to the 16th President of the United States
…I hope he becomes a vampire.
Just go with Blart Blimpson after Paul Blart.
My daughter is also named Bort.
at that point just name them “Bless”, that sounds more like an actual name.
stapling on “-ica” on the end just sounds utterly fake and desperateThe Problem ist the similarity, ist that the Name ist Just ass
That’s a horrible name.
Oh my, it’s a good thing I wasn’t drinking when I read this. My upholstery would have been ruined.
There is zero percent chance this is real… right? RIGHT?
I mean I can’t find a result for “‘blimpson’ ‘surname’” that isn’t in reference to this post. Can’t find a reason to believe it.
What a beautiful blitpost
I don’t know, Bloomer Blimpson would be a good alternative too. Maybe Blisa Blimpson?
BloJay
Finally, a good use for AI I present to you Blojay Blimpson:
Why can’t you just find an existing name that means “blessed”? Anna? Beatrice? Celeste!? JUST PICK A NAME YOU’D BE WILLING TO USE YOURSELF!!! 😤
It’S NoT UNiquE HAtEr!!1!1
A plebe such as yourself simply cannot understand the patrician level of pleasure that comes from establishing a singular identity in this world of dross.
I tried unique names, but nothing felt better than the boring ones. Besides, there’s always nicknames!
I looked it up and apparently it originates from the Philippines. Not sure how recent it is.
