In my home country, ground beef is typically made with an assortment of offal and has a relatively high vitamin/mineral content. And a chewy texture that I personally believe requires an acidic spice marinade and grilling to be palatable.

This really isn’t relevant, but your anecdote made me imagine feeding spicy kebabs to guinea pigs and I couldn’t help but feel a mix of horror and confusion at these poor imaginary creatures deriving more nutrition from a hot spice blend than from the kebab itself.

Ah, I take your meaning now. It was a little blurred with the manatee. As recompense for my misunderstanding, here’s a giant grain of sand

Struggle, sure. It’s not an ideal diet by any means, but as compared to nearly certain death within a month, it’s far better. Certain cultures were nearly 100% carnivorous by necessity, and they could grow to be elderly, which demonstrates that we are unequivocally not herbivores, which was all I said. I’d never argue against us being omnivores.

Try to feed an herbivore a nutritionally stable 100 percent meat diet and they’ll just die. Try the same with us and we’ll be relatively fine indefinitely. Definitely not herbivores

100 pounds? Capybaras aren’t anywhere near the size of my other examples. But I’d stay out of the water with a manatee. I don’t think a manatee would care about my existence, but I’d be fine with petting one while I’m on a boat and it’s in the water.

Herbivores are pretty universally opportunistic carnivores. Check YouTube for examples if you want a jarring few minutes

Giant modern herbivores I would willingly pet in the wild. Buffalo: no. Elephant: no. Reindeer: no. Rhino: no. Water buffalo: no. Giraffe: no. Hippo: no.

Based on modern examples, I’d stay the fuck away.

Fuck yeah, I’ve got plans after new years!

Wait, is this actually a thing???

From what little I’ve read of yugioh, this would just outright win

Hut hut!

I don’t. I’ve been over the “funny” government for a long while. I want the serious government back. The one where infinite distractions for infinite misconduct destroying my sanity isn’t a concern. Yeah. I can’t even joke about this anymore, until I hit an even greater level of despair and disillusionment in like two months

Would animals eat gummy worms? I’ve fed gummies to ants and caterpillars, but I just realized how strange an intensely sour food like this might be. Most fruit eaters prefer ripe fruit, after all. Would they leave this aside to ripen later?

Behind you, an executive encourages your participation in academia. *plap* *plap* *plap* *plap* get published get published get published

I can’t say that I like or agree with English English 100% of the time, but pedo and nonce just feel right and it’s a shame America doesn’t agree.

This whole thing brought up an interesting question. At what point should social media no longer be considered viable for human beings looking to at least commensally communicate with one another*? I personally feel we’ve already reached that point.

Can anyone elucidate me? What’s the purpose of apple sauce/oil in cake? Moisture retention? Texture? Adherence? Taste?

Por que no los dos?

Ronnie Coleman, an absolute fucking freak of nature with terrifying levels of testosterone and strength, had like 3/4 of his spine fused due to severe herniation.

Wrapped in toilet paper after use, kinda. Women always try to hide the good treats in paper, but my dog’s superior nose and teeth overcome such paltry obstacles to absolutely fucking destroy my rugs and sanity, and equally harm their own intestines.

Link is borked because of the ! at the beginning. It’s trying to pull a picture that doesn’t exist