I honestly can’t tell the difference. The difference might be in texture, but I eat a lot of soup

I was deeply confused for a second. I’ve only referred to them as ttrpgs for ages, so I was wondering why you’d need friends for a chiefly solo video game genre.

We all float down here

Brutalism is associated with Soviet bloc buildings.

They look like adorable, awkward, displaced elves

Bra size is width and depth, in that order, right?

I don’t paint recreationally on canvas. Are you supposed to sand between coats on canvas? I’ve never heard of that before

Made of bat bones and rings, I trust?

Definitely a little odd, but it could be any number of things. Though the comments did get me to check whether the big piefed instances are federated with .ml. They are, unfortunately.

I always forget they’re called toots. “Just tooting into the wind” sounds so cute. Significantly better than “lighting up a cross for no one.”

That and diminishing returns on new consoles.

“Oh no, I won’t be able to play- wait, no, the game will be on both consoles.”

I can’t imagine even considering touching someone’s used washcloth. Frankly, I don’t even touch mine. I use them only once before washing them. They’re small, so a week’s supply occupies little space

No, the Waffle House bathrooms are closed for cleaning

Wait, is torrenting actually dying out?

Snowflame approves!

And cinnabar is a historically common source of mercury. I considered azoth as ingredient 3, but figured cinnabar wouldn’t be as confusing. A whole lot of “azoth” in modern media

“Let’s see, 500 grams quicksilver, 225 grams mercury, 20 grams ground cinnabar, and 40 grams fresh mashed castor beans. This depression potion better work!”

(Mercury is difficult to vomit out in large quantities because it’s quite heavy. No backsies on this potion)

I-can dogs even be autistic?

Me and my friends were looking for something fun to do during our weekend hangout and we stumbled upon this [dome]. Let me tell you, we had a blast using it to make our very own geodesic dome!

“So me and the boys was just having some brews, postulating that Riemann’s impoverished upbringing likely led to the health issues that robbed the world of the shining star singularly embodying the superego, when we stumbled upon this little ditty.”

Who the hell thinks this sounds remotely believable? AI writes the most ridiculous reviews

I only just noticed your username. Lmao