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ominous banjo

I feel like this map was designed to piss off everyone.

It’s a lie. I’m sorry.

I don’t love shaming princesses.

Though looking back I don’t think I dressed as one even once.

She just likes weed.

Cold can be painful for those with arthritis.

This is my boy. He scratches all his posts, his scratchers, everything and is very good about it, but at a certain length he’ll do his usual routine where he’ll gently hook the edge of a blanket and lift it, and drop it to ask someone to tuck him in, and the blanket won’t drop.

He also might catch a claw on the sofa or something. Time to clip claws!

An unemployed baby?

How embarrassing.

You know what would be a fantastic way to spur forward legislation and law stopping the president from doing anything bonkers?

Having the president do something bonkers that the evil assholes who are setting the field to make Trump a king, have no choice but to stop.

The people arguing against using this new power because using it now makes you just as bad as “them,” are the dog-sitting-in-a-room-on-fire meme.

"Using the fire ax is just as evil as destroying the house yourself! Get fucked. We caught the Republicans smoking. Make them smoke the whole pack.

Wow. My skin was crawling the entire time.

I’m so sympathetic to this ogre.

Sometimes the reason is because the author is pretentious.

This is how I accidentally named one guy “ThisGuy” and the other, “Thatguy.”

On the plus side, Jim Bob the bridge builder is a long term friend I keep looking up when we visit town.

Never watched the show but I googled her and the problem isn’t that she’s a fatty. It’s that her face shape is so round, so people see more fat than if there.

I’m probably a good 50 pounds heavier but my family has obscenely high cheekbones so even as a fatty I have those hollows in my cheeks that people assume is thin. It’s not the weight there, it’s bone structure.

Pointing out that Jesus was absolutely not the only person who carried a cross and was crucified is an excellent point. The cartoonist absolutely missing the whole… thing with thos image.

Long way to go for the joke but I appreciate you.

The boyfriend last night was surprised I didn’t watch the debate.

“They’ve both been president. I was paying attention. I know what their presidencies will be like. Why listen to them talk about it?”

I bet he’d hate bears, if he were to switch fields.

As someone else said upthread (and I’ve told a lot of people myself) if you’re depressed but know you can focus and accomplish things, the first thing you accomplish might be suicide.

This is one of the few places where I agree with standard practice. Depression first, then ADHD.