It’s called hackthebox not hackoutofthebox

It should be a basic requirement of literally any public office. That fact that we have got this far baffles me utterly.

Yeah I’ve been migrating away steadily. And what a shame! Now Google don’t get to use my emails to train their shit AI.

There’s a bit more to it than that

Pattern recognition is one thing that our brains do, it is a very long way away from the only thing our brains do.

No I will not fucking hear you out Jeremy

London is full of excellent amazing things but they’re spread out over an absurdly large area so it’s such a pain doing anything. And everyone who lives there is so numb to it! They’ll happily indulge every day in 3-4 hours of public transport as if this is a rational way to live.

I’m very happy that they have a reasonably decent transit system, but fuck me I wanted those 4 hours in my life actually.

That’s true, I only relied on my phone until the first time it just didn’t work for no reason haha

I would have put forward “weg” but I’ll accept “weeg”

Well of course we’re going to throw poo at him

Not that much different to losing your wallet before you could pay with your phone

Oh, sorry the 45 page document is for something else. The only person who understands this dataset is Dave and he was made redundant 5 years ago. Anyway, can you get this done today?

No thanks, I’ll stay home

The best place to make new friends is at the urinals. It’s considered polite to strike up a conversation and if nothing else pass a friendly comment on your neighbour’s todger.

I think they’re posted on the website with today’s date as the title.

Take a look through all the old posts. They all just have the day’s date on them.

No they aren’t, the males just live in the hive and their only purpose is to fuck

The annoying “letter” paper size is for some unknown reason what windows always sets as the paper size unless I change it to A4 manually. Naturally if I forget the printer won’t print. US paper sizing - annoying me on the other side of the Atlantic.

Couldn’t you just go for a slow, spiralling course instead of the direct route? Much less correction needed from Earth’s course, just a constant deceleration relative to the orbit path.

Yep. Rowling kept up a facade for a while, but even she admits now that she doesn’t even believe trans people really exist. They thing we are confused, malicious, or deluded.