Okay jokes aside this is actually kind of a great idea
Combine it with the semi-adjustable GAMER wrist-proximity-fixation devices (also available in plush) as well as the the GAMER lumination-induced eye strain block face-covering mask device for best results.
This product is DOA… No RGB
Doctors On Asteroids?
Apparently razer makes one with rgb. No idea if it has any other selling points https://www.ign.com/tech/razer-zephyr
It looks like a muzzle. I know a few folks who need this (gamer or not)
I’m an autismo who can’t control the volume of her voice or even tell when she’s yelling, so this might actaully be useful
Mmm, now we can get the full meatiness of choke-burping and mucus snorting! Downright sensual!
My Teammates:
“Wtf is that sound?!”
“Kolanaki put oats in his gamer muzzle again…”
Me: munches on oats
🐴?
A horse is a 🐴, of course. Unless it was Mr. Ed.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And no one can talk to a horse, of course, That is, of course, unless the horse Is the famous Mister Ed!
Go right to the source and ask the horse, He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse. He’s always on a steady course. Talk to Mister Ed!
People yakkity-yak a streak and waste their time of day; but Mr. Ed will never speak unless he has something to say!
Man, I hadn’t ever noticed the “i” in your name. That changes things
Does the ℹ️ emoji not work for some people or is the i in that box just hard to read? 🤔 You’re not the first to think my name was just “Kolanak.”
It is readable and it shows for me correctly. I just didn’t pay attention to it and thought it’s like an information icon that’s not specifically part of your name
who needs asmr when you can call kolanaki
that would actually be usefull for me damn. I make inhuman noises when gaming with friends
I guess I’m fucking strange because I tend to game in complete silence.
And you can eat your favorite chaff at the same time!
It needs a port that you can attach your bag of caffeinated noodles to.
You can make the most vile, cynical, brainrotting product if you advertise it to Gamers™.
We Gamers™ are on the cutting edge of humanity.
In 10 yearls you’ll be slopping down on PowerNoods™, not even knowing how silly you looked here, smh.
“Ham Noodle” just sounds wrong
Judging by the url, they’re noodles designed to boost your ham. Which is probably worth it to someone. I suppose.
You won’t even need to heat the noodles up; they’re ready to eat right from the pouch.
In case you were worried they have an accessory that will channel your farts directly to the face mask. Metadox knows what gamers want.
Or buy one of their celebrity sponsored “Gamer Farts” Its like Pokimane and Travis Scott are really there filling your room with farts!
I just might buy this for my neighbor.
Austin Evans tried this.
He deemed it unnecessary, IIRC.
imagine not censoring the company’s name, they paid Facebook for the ad, they didn’t pay you
Is there… Is there a matching blindfold? Asking for a friend.
bro it better come with a ballgag and chastity cage too
i guess the equivalent for the eyes would be a vr headseat, since it makes it impossible for people outside to know what you’re looking at (i think, i dont know if the pc’s monitor shows what the person is seeing as i do not have a vr headset)
It also comes with a gamer buttplug and cat ears.
For haptic feedback and headset weight distribution, of course
Wow - grandmaster accessories already!
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😔
Pun always intended
for valorant players
conservative Americans be like
What will they think of next?
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