I could fix her

Let’s be honest here, when’s the last time we’ve all been checked for worms? We’re probably all carrying something or other around inside of us. Besides the outside stuff like the mites that live on your eyelashes and stuff… Something something glass houses and so on

Indeed I have

“They went back into the water” - statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

I have considered the evidence

Looks like the man’s living the libertarian dream to be honest.

I bet he paid for a private road to his house too

Edit: Skill issue not having private fire services on speed dial already, unless he was counting on the gubment to save him from fires‽

Ha, and Scientists actually want us to Believe this‽

1. Spin up an AI voice detector service
2. Spam ads for the service in India
3. ???
4. Profit!

Something something Ohio…

Am I the only person being confused by the apparent mirroring of the last two frames? Good comic BTW, I spent way too long on X and decided that those guys are either infiltrated by mossad, or they’re actually that uninforned/unintelligent

That is, honestly, thoughtful of you. But I’ll let your reply stand as the correction. Thank you!

The text, for anyone who was curious like I was:

“Nice to meet you! I’m Suzuki Tetsuya, also known as the criminal Midokuri (Noname)! My hobby is sending nukes to various sites!”

“NPR has not independently verified the account, which was based on interviews with unnamed sources.”

Lame.

Wait, so you’re telling me that every time I swipe my VISA and smugly explain to the cashier that I’m a crypto bro, I’ve been the fool all along? Please excuse me while I begin to question everything in my life

Strange hill for them to die on… A quick search makes it obvious that CBDCs use cryptography

Just looked it up and that’s about 11 smoots / second! That is pretty fast!

70 km/h sounds like a lot, is it a lot?

Another dimension, another dimension

What will they think of next?

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