Today is dragging like crazy.
How is it not even 11 am? (Posting this at 10:50)
Office is less busy than usual toi
I’ve had 2 meetings that have dragged like you wouldnt believe which really isnt helping! “Ok if there isnt any more questions…?” “Oh, I’ve got one!” Bro how about you sit down and shut the f up. You dont need 15 of us in this meeting to ask this question.
We also have someone who does that in meetings, often when they’re wrapping up. It’s all I can do not to scream STOP. TALKING. NOW!!
yeah Im glad I was on mute cause I groaned out loud. they just dialed me in to have a chat whilst they were working on something and I had to go “Guys, I delivered this yes, But its now with another team. if the other team hasnt read the documentation go to their manager. I aint doing their work for them!”
I have one of those this afternoon… already dreading it
A walk in the sun over the lunch break was amazing for the mood. Though I admit its quickly slipping away haha
Same. Love the weather, but 20 minutes at my desk and urge to kill is rising again
I know right? It’s really going slowly and I feel like crap today.
Yup, woke up super early and now I’m drained af. Might take a nap and then do my writing for my prac assessments.
Map sounds glorious
Sounds like you need it! 😂
booyah
Hoopla! Hoopla!
Ickity akitty oop!
I have a sore throat and a headache. Fun times. Plus side I guess is that I don’t have anything on till this Arvo, so I can do a sleep in. But I got absorbed into a the YouTube “documentary” about YouTube drama. Oddly fascinating. Like watching a train wreck
hugs
YouTube drama can be weirdly fascinating at times. There’s a 4 hour video on Nickacado Avocado and it’s all so low stakes but incredibly important to the people going through it at the time
Pull chocks…
At the reception for my CT and there is no one here lol.
Least I went private so I got an appt real quick, but it’s like a ghost town in here 😱
Edit: nevermind, all done. I got lost but still got the scan 10mins before my actual appt time #winning
I was bangin 7 gram rocks, that’s how I roll - winning
I have one gear: GO - epic winning
Are you bipolar?
I’m bi-winning
Win here, win there, win win everywhereHad a wild dream last night. I went to the shops to buy eggs, but they only had fancy ones that were $60 per dozen. I declined to buy them
I’d be embarrassed as hell if the talk of the Brisbane Olympics was US celebrities. Just saying.
I’m old and immune-ish to the cringe now. I cope by not watching any aussie tv ( except bluey )
Aussie wise, I pretty much only watch highway patrol. Putting crackheads and boganson a tv screen is never not funny
Then allow me to introduce you to the entertaining social commentary of Yorak Hunt
Too late
Ah good, I see you’re already a man of taste and distinction!
I thought today was Wednesday. :(
If it is Wednesday then I’m in the wrong place…
It’s OK I thought today was 1997
Holy moly, I got a 92 on my last assignment. That is a pleasant surprise.
Wait - the guy who writes books is good at writing assignments? Who could have predicted this plot twist?
I’m actually terrible at writing assignments (I’m about a 70-75 average student), but this was a video assignment so even worse.
So now that you know you’re good at video, time for some TV/movie adaptations? =)
OnlyDans is coming soon.
That’s actually not terrible.
I am very much happy with the passes gets degrees theory, but worry I am not actually good, just competent enough to do whats needed for that particular subject without retaining it long term.
I get what you’re saying, was just thinking 76 odd is still Distinction area.
I wonder many people actually use the information from their degree vs what they on the job.
😂😂
To balance last weeks good luck getting third in line at the food market, today I got third last. I ended up with three parsnips so will have to do lots of roast vegie dishes. Also a leek and some potatoes, which would be much better news if it was still soup weather.
antigratitude: i have a cold
gratitude: telehealth is freeeeee and i get a med cert so i get paid for being sickhmm, what does it mean when your site/capital improved value goes down in rates ?
Your home and contents insurance renewal goes down next time around?
(yeah, right…)
New neighbours - of the kind our Baku knows all too well. Or possibly the site has been re-classified as flood-prone or similar.
Ha. I love that I’m basically famous here now
So grateful for the neighbours I have now
nah, we’re still between an empty lot of trash and the sharehouse fulla smackheads. Definitely no reclassification of zones.
Chef is sick.
Proof: 📃Help yourself 🚚
🐋🍝🌸🌼🧀
Get well soon 🤕whale pasta with flowers and cheese, the recipe germs fear
For you Chef.
🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔
Burgers always make people feel better.
the perfect combination of nutrients! thank you
Oh noe! Chef, here is some herbal tea, soup and pills to help you feel better. 💊💊💊💉🍸🍵
Thank you witch, delicious
mmmmm soup from the cauldron. Thank you.
Only the best for our chef.
Hope you feel better soon. Here’s some brandy which will help if it’s an upset tum (or so my mum used to say). It will at least distract you for a bit if nothing else 🥃💐
I just saw you have a cold - brandy will definitely help with that
Thank you. I hope my staff behave while I am distracted.
Gibson hopes you feel better soon 🙂
Thank you Gibson 🐟
Wow, Gibson is a chonker. Can we just eat Gibson’s food?
To aid with recovery…
Do your clinicians do home visits?? 🥺
They will arrive unannounced in the dead of night if that suits you.
Surprise pillows! Yay!
Haha!
The best cure. Thank god.
I’ll just grab a coffee and some peanut butter toast.
You get better real soon. 😘
Thank you
I’ll grab this 🤧🥖 sneezed on baguette in a go bag 👜 just in case I need a sick day myself soon.
Shout out to my goodest girl: the Staffy X Kelpie. I’m trying a new walking technique to reduce the pulling cause its all gotten a bit shit since kiddo joined us. She was always the better of the 2 dogs but with the new technique she had it dialed in within like 5 minutes. She was a nightmare on a lead when we got her so to see the progress she has made was just been awesome.
The other dog we wont be talking about here.
I don’t know much about dogs. But I saw a harness where the leash attached at the front of the dog’s chest. Maybe that was to turn them back around or to the side each time they raced ahead of the owner/pulled. Kind of as discouragement or to make it harder to act up.
Is that a thing?
Edit: Seems it is.
It’s called a front clip harness
https://www.forbes.com/sites/forbes-personal-shopper/article/best-harnesses-for-dogs-that-pull/#
I… Did not realise they got Eli Roth to direct the Borderlands film… And they made it… PG13???
I’m sorry, the guy who directed, produced, and wrote: Cabin Fever, Hostel I and II, and The Green Inferno, did a PG13 adaption of motherfucking BORDERLANDS‽
IT COULD HAVE BEEN AN R18 SPLATTER FILM GODFUCKINGDAMMIT
I want to get off this timeline
Apparently it was filmed a few years back and then reshot. A stunt actor recently said it had a lot of head popping, etc. so it was probably R and went to PG.
tldr: studio interference (as usual)
I’ve not heard good things about the movie. Also I think it did really badly at the box office.
well that’s proof positive this isn’t the worst timeline. In the worst timeline it’s Uwe Boll
Oh god, oh dear god I never thought of that…
Is this really the better timeline 😭
better, no. But it may be the objectively funniest
Yeah the timelines getting strange hey. First the trump thing, then Biden drops out, Australia comes 4th at the Olympics, Dutton backing “green” energy, High Jackman puts the claws back on… We keep swining between the good timeline and the darkest.
I’m so disappointed in the casting of that thing. And the pg13 is just stupid.
Loved borderlands 1 and 2, and this is what we get. An animation would have been heaps better.
Maybe it was and the studio execs took all the good bits out to cater to a “wider audience”?
