Realistically a book and a writing utensil but more honestly my phone and a joint
A typewriter and an empty space where a sporty car should go
Tell me more about this empty space you speak of.
It should have something like a Miata or Caterham or a hot hatch of some kind.
Bipolar meds and gummi bears.
Those gummi bears are sus.
What do you mean? Why would I put LSD in my gummi bears?
Can of beer and a bowling ball
A can of beer and a beer kozie. If that counts as one, gimme another can of beer.
Not a toilet?
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
Nice marmot.
Ibuprofen and an energy drink.
Track saw and climbing shoes.
Coffee mug and a dog.
Anxiety and depression
Lol beat me to it
Scripture and a jay… The duality of man!
A dab rig and a camera
Two large replaceable penises. One is extremely girthy. The other is long and proportionally thick. Both vibrate to your favorite music and have a washable jelly pump. I’ll be loads and loads of fun.
Detachable penis.
A hat and buyer’s remorse.
A knife. And another knife.
I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific. Yeah!
the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.
So, no accessories included? There could be separate packages for various circumstances.
No there will be accessories, but what they are won’t matter because the accessories included in the box will be changing constantly. One month may be a bunch of Dan Da Dan volumes and a can of medicated water, the next a kayak oar and an MG gunpla box. The changes will never be announced to the public, and will always be chosen in a seemingly random fashion.
You need to buy a new action figure every month to get all the accessories. That’s clever marketing!
Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?
Maybe, but it’s unwilling to take a piss test to get them.
A pocket knife and a backpack
packed with a rudimentary medical kit, mineral sunscreen, hand sanitizer, cleaning solution, sandwich bag of folded paper towels, full tang knife, leatherman wave+ multi-tool, bicycle tire pump, small flashlight, headphones, jacket, tube scarf, lighter, pen, pencil, eraser, notebook, usb stick with PoP! OS iso, usb-c cable w/ wall adapter, waterbottle, re-usable coffee cup and a fine layer of dirt over all of it.
