I also thought that until I lost my pair of very nice Costa Mesas. Luckily I didn’t pay anywhere close to retail, but still, losing a $50 pair fucking hurt.

In my city we had a huge tunnel project a few years ago. The giant boring machine hit a pipe and broke, causing hundreds of millions of dollars in delays. Turns out it was one of the pipes that they had drilled into the ground to check soil conditions for the tunnel. Their own goddamn pipe, they just forgot it was still down there.

Tossup between Streetlight Manifesto and Propagandhi.

Streetlight I’ve probably seen 9 or 10 times. Every single one is one of the best shows I’ve ever been to. Their live shows are the perfect mix of energy and technicality. They are just as precise as their studio albums, but adding the intensity of live music and a venue completely packed with people who are super into it.

Propagandhi I’ve only seen once, but it was fucking intense. Every song was balls-to-the-wall power. I got kicked in the teeth so fucking hard I thought I lost one, but didn’t care. I was supposed to see them again last year, but the frontman got Covid the night before the show. I was supposed to see them in a couple weeks, but they canceled their American tour on account of all the Nazi shit happening here. Now I’m seriously thinking about paying an exorbitant amount of money to go see them in Canada.

My old dog could easily reach her own tail. Didn’t stop her from chasing it, though. She would just turn around, chompdown on it and spin in circles. Sometimes for minutes straight.

I used to keep mine in my back pocket, then I noticed that my leg would go numb during long drives. Kinda put two and two together and started keeping it in the front pocket.

A can of beer and a beer kozie. If that counts as one, gimme another can of beer.

What’s black and white and red all over?

While that genre sounds interesting, I refuse to listen because Hank Williams III is a fucking neo nazi.

I call it The Subtle Art of Shutting the Fuck Up.

Are they going to make it funny again? Or will it be as exhausting as season 3?

Maaaaybe an Alfa, but I’m not buying a damn Fiat.

Metalheads. The nicest people in the world cosplaying as the toughest.

Nobody should be surprised. The Nazi’s ideas of eugenics were born in America. In 1939 the second-largest Nazi party was in America. A lot of Americans at the time thought we should be fighting for the other side.

Mmmm. Don’t forget the Sriracha.

Don’t do the Nazis’ job for them.

I wish nothing but pain for this fuckhead. May he develop dementia and circle the drain for years, living in a puddle of his own mess, then die alone and sobbing the day before he would get the power to dissolve the trust.

Even writing in the dirt on a new car can fuck up the clear coat.

https://youtu.be/f5RrGFBbbSY

Imma let you finish, but Neo had the best ‘died and resurrected for our sins’ arc of all time.

Honk.