Wow, two weeks is generous!

Ig we just calling any rust at all “rusted out” now. Cool

My favorite part about owning a BMW is no longer having to abide by traffic laws. 🙂‍↕️

You should focus on being true to yourself and let others think what they want.
Anyone’s opinion of you, that isn’t close enough to you to know if it’s accurate, doesnt matter.

What the fuck?

I toned down mu em-dash usage because i don’t want people to think it’s AI :(

Trump supporters are too emotional to own weapons.

@valmerza on ig

She also makes music!

Walking slowly through the forest on a warm day and listening to the birds chirping.

US Gov: “Are you 18+? Y/N”

Corpos: “Please supply a sample of your cum so we can verify whether or not you are of-age. Don’t worry, we promise to handle your data properly”

Now tell one about Gaza

CEO’s wage should be capped to a Max multiple of the lowest paid worker. 10x, 20x,etc but still tied to their workers. If they want more money, pay the workers more.

Her husband, also a vegan, did it.

No, we must abide by prudism and pretend sex doesnt exist.

Yeah, i feel like using a map in a roll chart holder doesn’t make a lot of sense.

The endless scrolling of directional notes is the point.

Been there, homie. You’ll come back around, keep the faith. 🙏

For when it’s real bad: The Sad Bastard Cookbook

Veggies + pasta + sauce

Beans + veggies + sauce

Various forms of potato

Carrots and hummus

This except i rarely have a bad day when I’m way behind on sleep. lol

This reads like an LLM. lol

Counterpoint: for the last 25 years, 9/11 jokes have retained their moderate humor.