FELLAS! Is it gay to have sex with a woman???
Yes, because women like men, and that’s gay
Sorry babe no sex tonight that puss is high estrogen
This is why they should be drinking their own cum, it’s a huge testosterone boost
Just wash it down with some orange Fanta.
Please don’t do that, semen is basic and reacts badly with acids in soft drink. That being said, why does it have to be so bitter?😥
What does that mean? Is cum explosive? Can I make cum bombs?
No, but the alkalic stuff in semen creates salts with acid. Maybe harmless, maybe not.
So it can be a chemical weapon?
Well there goes my brunch.
At least it’s safe to mix with lactic acid, as it was specifically evolved to do so.
Mix it with cool aid powder. Don’t thank me ;)
Back when I was really into fitness, like 10 years ago. I was on some forum and some guy posted about this asking other people if it would increase his testosterone levels 😂
I’m not sure if he was trolling or not, but I thought it was funny.
As an alpha male, I can only cum when I look at another alpha male straight in the eyes while holding an alpha male’s cock in each of my hand. We call it T-blast, you need to do it at least twice a week to keep your level high.
This dude better start chugging miles of cock in a truck stop bathroom in order to absorb all those manly testosterone filled juices.
That sounds kinda gay however makes sense. I thought this “alpha C.H.U.Ds” were all about not being gay,
the metric unit for this is the kilofolsom
How many santorums does that equal?
Fellas. Is it gay to have sex with women?
Sooo… to “be a real man” you need to be gay now or what is it they are saying?
That was kind of what I got out of this. Are there straight guys out there who really don’t like eating pussy?
A buddy of mine. Just refuses to. Never elaborated, I didn’t ask. Probably part of why his marriage didn’t last.
By that logic, my deep love for the act should ensure mine will last forever.
It used to be a racial thing, like only white guys would do it. Probably has to do with the hyperactive degree of masculinity signalling in black and hispanic cultures, at least back in the gangsta rap era. Now we’re in the age of white Republican masculinity signalling, so I guess it’s their thing now.
I will say from back in the days of yore when a girl would let me anywhere near her it did strike me as a bit gross, but I did enjoy seeing her enjoy it. I think the fact that it’s a bit gross and she enjoys it means it’s kind of subservient, so you can’t be an alpha male if you do it. Says a lot about how so much of this sort of fundamentalist masculinity culture is pretending about what men want rather than being about what men really want.
That’s a much bigger topic though.
It was a major plot point on one of the seasons of The Sopranos. Junior ordered a hit on Tony Soprano after Tony found out that Junior ate pussy and teased him for it.
Of all the notions that exist around hypermasculinity, this one is the weirdest.
There’s also that these men hate women who enjoy sex, “giving head” is considered to be only enjoyable to one party by some, and thus bad if the woman enjoys it. Some of them even describe asexuality as what normal should be for woman, but still do it for men.
Weirdly enough some more “hypersexual” women don’t necessarily want it, and instead weirdly obsessed with “mutual pleasure”.
Yes, please do us all a favor and only have gender affirming manly sex with other mysoginist dudes
having raw PiV sex is gay
Lmao it’s settled art mimics life
FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO FUCK A WOMAN IN THE PUSSY?
I ONLY HAVE SEX WITH MANLY MEN AND ALWAYS SWALLOW, THAT WAY I’M ALWAYS INGESTING TESTOSTERONE (VERY MANLY)
ANY OF MY FELLOW MASCULINE PATRIOTS CAN RELATE?
I joked around 10 years ago that the ultimate Leftie Psy-op would be convincing chuds that straight sex makes you gay.
I dunno, I feel pretty manly when I make a woman cum.
So by extension, listening to women and being attentive is also manly.
No, you see that’s gay.
When you let a woman talk, and you listen attentively to her, she is verbally topping you, making you a sissigaeboi. It’s very manly and secure to shout over women whenever they speak to force their word-penises out of your ears (the buttholes of the brain). Don’t get earcucked, fellas.
Ohhhhh, I see it now.
Here I was thinking all these other commentators were crazy. Thanks for the heads up.
Guess I’m gay. 🤷♂️
Guess I’m gay. 🤷♂️
Being so direct and manly about this and acknowledging your gayness actually makes you an alpha cis male again
This is pure, unfiltered brain rot.
Holy shit yeah…
I’m glad I never signed up for, and stay away from, xitter.
Can someone explain to me how you even read this? What’s first?
In this case, the top post responded to the embeded post, which is a resposne to another smaller embeded post. You would find the top post and read the smallest embeded post and walk you way back up. After that you read everything top to bottom as usual.
I’m the wrong person to ask!
I’ve read it several ways the the bottom one last is the funniest/saddest read.
Brainrot all the way down…
We need to take a break once in a while, guys, it’s ok. 🥴
I have limits, plenty of them 🤢
Sex between two men is the manliest thing in existence. Not a single woman on sight, only testosterone 💪💪💪
Well, this killed the last bit on childhood innocence I had left. Somehow I have resisted into my 40s making this connection
Alf was 80s innuendo about crushin puss that slid past the censors??
Alf’s favorite food was neighborhood cats. And that’s how I remembered it because I was an innocent child who was going to heaven. It never dawned on me until today, the day the internet caught me slipping, that this literally makes him a pussy eater.
I’d bloody kill him if he ate my pussy.
You’re welcome ❤️
I was a teenager and still a virgin when I first watched the Sopranos. Uncle June taught me that a real man eats pussy no matter what.
So with this logic, real men make sure to suck and fuck as many dicks per day as possible. Gottit
It’s just about the only legal, non-prescription way to really get your testosterone through the roof.
