Naww look at the little lid trying to flip that bottle over, so cute.

What do you mean? That yellow M&M is totally fuckable!

Or a twitch streamer who designed his look off of the weird pedo dude down at the Batting cages.

If you out the CD in the microwave for 15 seconds you can shrink it down to the size of a SD card, the SD card slot will read it.

I went to religious school. Graduated thirty four years ago. That list would be mighty long.

The list: Everything we taught you.

Nope, you can’t stand there for generations going “LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!” Then get shitty when we do, we want to watch you drive that burning bus into the the ocean.

Some how you’ve made that cringy af.

Thats the ‘cat free house’ way.

That’ll do pig, you piece of shit.

You say no to that cute little face!

Waiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket?

Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?

They didn’t pay enough to prove they’re smart enough to change the system I take advantage of and will do everything in my power to stop people from destroying it because I need to get rich!

this is probably the best

If it hadn’t been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I’d been married long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

I’ve tried, they’re too busy tho…

Man its a shit joke, get over yourself and go punch a cop if you’re king of ACAB, I’m done with your projection, I think the jokes dumb, get over it you dumb cunt. Fuckin this is why people hate the left now, YOUR ATTACKNG SOMEONE WHO HATES COPS YOU RETARD, but no you gotta protect your dumb meme fucking retards everywhere here.

Block me ban me I dont care I’m done with you and your shit.

I got a few alcoholic friends who would loved to spend eternity mixed with their favourite booze.

Start by having insane thoughts, follow up by acting on them, then forget the whole thing, and be confused by the consequences of your own actions!

That is a really spot on description on how I live my life.

@[email protected] is cool AF and fun to make silly comedy bits with in the comment sections.

The Mafia: You heard em boys!