My head leaks like a sieve.
I’m covering my ass, AFAIK.
Speaking of which, Allegedly and Alibi are great girl’s names. So is Agenda
The names have nice abbreviations, Alle, Ali and Gen
I also do it to hedge, because even when I feel sure about something i acknowledge there’s a tiny chance i could be wrong
I say that to lower the expectations of me, so in the event I’m wrong, I could pass it off as “I misremembered”
I remember stuff quite confidently.
I always say “if I remember correctly” both as “cover my ass” and also, bait for anyone who subscribes to “alternative facts”.
I usually won’t bother correcting you if you try to correct me, I’ll just let you be wrong.
But the one time I don’t say it I in fact did not remember it correctly.
I add it because I’m always 99.99% sure I’m right but like I’m not gonna be the asshole confidently spreading misinformation.
Except for the few times I didn’t add it and ended up being wrong.
Which is why people should stop saying it. It’s meaningless. Get to the point.
When I say it I mean it, like I think I’m right but not sure, so don’t take it as straight fact.
Not meaningless at all in my opinion
Yeah cuz people who know they’re right are never wrong - ask any MAGA.
And then the person you’re talking to says, “Well I definitely recall and you are wrong.”
And that’s when you bust out the internet searches and see who is right.
And then they get mad because you humiliated them in front of all those people, and carry a grudge about it and say you’re vindictive and “have to be right about everything.”
Not everyone is like that, of course.
“You were very confident and I doubted my memory. I wanted to make sure I wasn’t spreading misinformation.”
One of the quickest ways to deflate the person’s argument, especially in a social setting. It makes you look humble and makes them look like an asshole if they keep going at it. If you want to subtley needle then, you can also apologize if they felt attacked by being corrected.
this. its like two types of people. I will never say anything is for sure. If I say 99% sure that is about the top for me. I recognize that there could be something untrue somewhere in my statements but I know other folks were if they are over 50% sure they definately know.
Sadly, for me in particular, I sort of remember and I’m probably right, but I’m ready to run away just in case it’s otherwise. My politeness comes from allowing others to correct me, which I do. Sometimes. Be honoured.
It is a nice hedge for when you can’t be bothered to spend time looking things up to support a claim and don’t want people asking
I’m often using “if I recall correctly” when I don’t remember the source of that info
I also use it when I do remember the source, but it’s too much work to find it again.
This is me 100%.
Though I’m probably right, I’m fine with being wrong. I don’t want to spread untruths. I’d rather learn the true thing and try not to forget it.
Same here, but I found that most ppl. overhear /do not register that I did in fact say ‘if…’ they go right ahead an presume I said :‘it is this way and I am correct’. Quite frustrating that.
learn the true thing
Don’t forget some people would rather teach the false thing.
There’s a non zero chance I’m in the matrix and nothing has ever really happened. I will never be 100% sure of anything.
:/ that’s unfortunate. I say that because I’m iffy where I remember something from.
Same. It’s like a warning that I am possibly not correct.
I feel like this is something that women have to do a lot (not that men don’t) to avoid being thought of as overly aggressive. I hate it.
It is just admitting that you are able to be wrong, because most humans can’t handle someone stating something, being corrected, and then accepting the right answer without an ego based conflict.
I once had a (male) boss tell me (female) that to be successful as a leader in our engineering industry as a woman, you have to be a bitch. He was trying to encourage me to be less polite and more confident, but he also made it clear exactly what he thought of those confident women. I think he was trying to be a good mentor but it fucked me up, because I don’t consider myself a bitch, nor do I want to be one. It took me a long time to realize he was wrong, and that I can be a kind person and confident at the same time.
It must be difficult to know what to make of that kind of feedback. Some people value indirectness, others value directness, and many people value both, at different times. And then there’s the sexist aspect of some responders. Sigh.
I wonder if this is gender or industry or country. I’m in government info tech and we are pretty tolerant of single line emails stating an undecorated answer or solution
Or perhaps we’re not but I don’t hear about it due to being male, tall, and grey haired
I know the answer to your problem, do this thing
If it makes you feel better I wouldn’t be remotely put off by a response like that
That’s exactly why I (a man) do it. Because I’m trying to be polite about you being wrong and before I put your nose in it, I’m giving you a chance to acknowledge your mistake.
It’s diplomacy, but yeah, apparently some men are still extra salty when the messenger is a woman. Go figure.
Same. I have been working where I work much longer than my boss. I know the relevant requirements better most of the time. I don’t throw that in their face. Plus, even if I’m right, they can (in the moment) pull rank and enforce whatever they want. I remain humble in my assertions and in return they almost never pull rank. It’s a good balance. My boss actually depends on me to know the requirements and be able to tell everyone what they are. Then, they just enforce them. Win-win for me.
Personally this is something I do with my parents because if I make them feel bad for being wrong I’m the bad guy
It’s like using “just” in emails. Guys don’t do it, but women are seen as bitchy or bossy if they don’t.
“I’m just checking in about the progress on [x]”
Versus
“I’m checking in about the progress on [x].”
The latter feels much more direct. Women will tend to use the former while men will tend to use the latter. Because for guys it conveys authority; I’m checking in on this, you should have an update. While for women they need to downplay their authority; I’m looking for an update, but don’t mind me. Because if women stop using “just” they’re suddenly seen as demanding, bossy, too authoritative, etc…
I’m a man and I still use “just” because even if a man doesn’t use it I see them as aggressive and dickish. I feel it’s just more polite to use it.
Not really. I do it a lot as well. It gives you a space to backtrack if you need/want to.
I say it because my neurodivergent ass memory is my mortal enemy and decides on its own what to remember or not so I have about a 60% confidence on any statement unless it’s a special interest.
And others use the words as they mean. So it might not be polite. Depends on the listener.
When I say that, it’s because I know my memory is terrible and I might be conflagrating multiple things into something new that only exists in my mind.
That’s so 🔥!
