Not dietal calories.

The calorie numbers we assign to food, measure how much energy our body extracts from them when eaten.

In this context, plutonium is closer to 0

If we instead want to measure the actual total physical energy content of materia, we would turn to E=mc^2, telling us that a gram of anything has about 20 million kcal, no matter if its plutonium or diet coke. which is a slightly less useful value on food labels :D

so, when you drop an egg on the floor, you increased its entropy too much, and since entropy isn’t reversible, your dropped egg isn’t recoverable

A screwdriver beat a hammer in a screw driving competition. well done.

Maybe it sounds impressive when hammers are super hyped and everyone and their mother is driving their screws with them, but it honestly really isn’t.

12 is not very old for an airliner, they are expected to last for 20-30 ish years.

More in some cases with proper maintenance. The air force one planes for example are almost 40.

It wasn’t better but I kinda miss it.

It’s the gorillast of them all

if we suppose “just” means near in this context, “Just north of antarctica” and “Near antarctica” has exactly the same meaning.

wait, does windows jit compile C++ ??

come to the dork side

This is false. the correct number is approximately 93%.
About 7% of everyone who ever lived is still alive.

A usb stick with a live linux iso is generally enough

whatever helps you cope. But you really should work on leaving work at work.

Hyperbolic-earthers approve.

hyperbolic-earthers you mean :D

but it removed half the point…?

i know this is a joke, but i find it quite interesting those two words have completely different etymologies.

Grave as in burial site comes from an old proto indo european word for “dig”, while grave as in serious comes from french.

I mean, sure, you won’t stay alive for very long with a stopped heart.

I meant like, when someones heart stops and gets restarted again with cpr or a defibrillator or something. People often call that being dead, and coming back.

people say quitting smoking is hard. I don’t understand, I do it multiple times a day.

I know this is a definition in many places. I find it stupid and useless.