This for real?

Is it possible they evolved to taste delicious, but give explosive diarrhea sending the seeds everywhere?

Kirk would be so apologetic!

Malignate faster please

I wonder if he gets to take all that blood money with him to hell.

Let’s get a GTA/Harry Potter crossover.

This is what I like about universal basic income. This argument no longer exists.

I was on unemployment one time and had to decide between staying on unemployment and accepting a job where I barely made any more money after gas.

Determinism is real. We’re all cogs in a machine created by the big bang.

This is genius

What a wholesome time

Underrated AF

5 years ago this was Facebook and instagram.

Luckily he won’t have to. Want your merger approved? You better not show that ad. Also, you better be selling to my billionaire friend.

Kind of like Trump is paying for Ghislaine’s with a low security prison cell and a likely pardon before he leaves office.

Are there any good movies that show the other perspective?

Anybody seen Warfare? I thought it was a great movie. Loved how they didn’t tell you at all what the mission was. Cause it didn’t matter.

Like the web comics where the artist’s name is cropped out.

Kids don’t know cursive either. Nobody needs it anymore.

Could one carbonate hot soup?

I see your finger