Don’t Trump call America a garbage can like a couple days before this guy made this joke? It seemed like just an extension of what Trump already said.

Boomer humor

A developer walks into a bar and orders one Budweiser’); DROP TABLE bartenders;

On the weekends my blood has a good percentage of potato in it. Though I don’t think that’s as good as potato free blood.

Potatoes, what can’t they do?

Then you find potatoes thrown all around the neighborhood.

It’s like pop tart people living in little toasters houses.

This is wildly interesting. I know I’m far from smart, but I would have thought I would have known this by now.

There should be a black Jesus, just like there is a black Santa or a black Barbie.

Most homophobes are

They know what they were doing with the bra section of their catalogues.

Trump and Vance are pretending they are more pro choice than they actually are. Roe V Wade was fine, and nobody was trying to expand it (despite what republicans would tell you). Trump ended Roe V Wade and now we’re in this shit situation.

Melania coming out pro choice is just Trump’s way of seeming more pro choice (yes, of course he pushed her to make this statement). Vance’s BS during the debate was the same thing.

Right. Just make great lemmy content and screenshot it. Then when people ask for the source you provide the lemmy link

Lots of dipshit billionaires are at work here

Regulation is stripping freedom from people. We want freedom, we can’t regulate people.

I think that’s an argument.

The “rich parents” blocks are off screen.

Gender reveal party.

To be funny? If I was a teacher I would totally have something like this up.

Spooky castle. It hurts most of the time.

This has to be parody