Yes I have but they aren’t much help against an SUV

Who did you vote for last election?

Well shit

I love the idea of foldable phones but I cannot trust myself with something so fragile. I can hardly even take care of a traditional phone.

I’m lucky the Pixel 6 is as easy to repair as it is I’m on my third screen in like 2 years. Though I do kinda wish I did the 6a since it’s smaller.

I’m confused what the pink hat is supposed to have to do with the rest of the images

Temu is like Wish but turned into an addictive gambling game targeted at children. (IDK if targeted at children is the right word but that’s the vibe it gives me)

This is basically the foundation of the scientific process

Dead internet fact

-4

Addiction recovery if I had to guess, in this case alcoholism.

Proud to say as of the first of the year I’m no longer insured with these dirtbags.

I’m now insured with some other dirtbags.

I don’t even know what you put chives in. I think I had them in scrambled eggs like once?

I feel like I’m confused on what the definition of “liberal” is.

Dick. Jesus was gay.

theoretically you have to be eligible for the position of president in order to be vice president.

Then again, you theoretically couldn’t be president after attempting to stage a coup but yk anything goes these days.

Please God please ill never play Fortnite again just give us a SteamOS download.

Have you seen the foods we consume?

Hell, he can be a criminal and still win the popular vote!