did he kept the same scarf?
This feels like a framed catch to make us feel like this wasn’t possible to get away with
In which case the real guy is free to do it again
There’s no way he could have done this. Luigi sucks up ghosts inside rich people’s homes, not makes ghosts outside.
It’s his own home. Who do you think made the ghosts to get the property price down?
Carefully, he’s a hero
I’m thinking of sam rami spider man
Absolutely chadified! ✊
So we crowdfunding his legal aid or what?
The owners are trying to stop us from being able to.
GoFundMe, a for profit organization, took it down.
Counterpoint: how would you ensure each go fund me actually goes to this guy’s defense and not some random scammer? Apparently his family is wealthy. I’m assuming all those go fund me pages are “unofficial” and not associated with him.
Surely there has got to be an alternative
Find his lawyer and send them a check?
Is he repped yet? If not and anyone knows how to get in touch with his people please contact me. I have a line on a few free attorneys that take cases of this magnitude.
He comes from a decently wealthy family, I’m sure they have a guy unless they disown him. Looks like nobody had heard from him in awhile.
Honestly as much as I dislike crypto, this is the one time where it could actually come in clutch. Big corporates can’t stop people from wiring bitcoin to an address.
True, but how would you organise that? There are plenty of scummy crypo-bros who would be more than willing to use this to line their wallet.
We would need his defense team or family to confirm that the receiving address is correct.
I’ve always said crypto isn’t completely useless, it should just be what it was always meant to be and no more:
A currency to buy drugs anonymously on the darknet.
Could have just stopped at OG bitcoin for that. All the rest is idiocy. It’s good for that niche, and nothing else.
We need to set up a crypto wallet or a super PAC for him.
The guy is from wealth. His family wouldn’t even notice paying their own lawyers. Seems strange
Is “legal aid” the codename for the field-expedient MRAPs we build and man to spring him from prison? If so then yes.
Isn’t his family super wealthy? They’re probably taking care of that
Meh, so what? We already got a felon for our next president, why can’t this fella run for president?
I’d vote for him.
He’s too young.
That didn’t stop Deez Nuts from legally running for president (I think he was 15 years old at the time).
Edit: Confirmed, he was 15 years old.
Nothing matters anymore, anyway.
If Biden pardons him, that would be so fucking legendary. Especially if he’s like, “yeah, I pardon his state crimes too. Fuck y’all”
Biden would never upset his handlers like that…
That’s actually the reason why we are here
Is he being charged with a federal crime?
Not that I know of, which would make the attempt of a Presidential pardon so much more awesome. Hence the “fuck y’all”
If he announces his run, he won’t be able to go to jail.
We know that now, right?
His eyebrows don’t match the images from the security cameras. Those are bushier.
He’s Bachelor #3. I have no problem with that. The jackets even match.
Yeah, these look like three different people. Mugshot doesn’t look like the gunman, but does kinda resemble the taxi passenger. I’m not convinced this is the guy.
Look at all the lengths they go to when the victim is a rich exploiter.
Joey Manarinno looks more closely like the shooter than this guy IMO. Not saying it’s Joey but if you find 100 athletic Italian guys that are 5’10"-ish you’d probably just throw your hands up and shake your head
Yeah, what the fuck, he grew a unibrow within a few days??
Mediterranean genes are fun like that
Yeah they match more the other picture of the dude smiling, which itself doesn’t really look like the guy.
Yeah thats a bit odd. This is the supposed picture of him in the taxi:
and this is the picture of him above, with a unibrow:
It’s weird. How did he grow a unibrow in like 3 days?
Almost like they generated some AI images from old Facebook posts but didn’t realize he stopped tweezing since he stopped pisting puctures online.
The fuck Is a source like that being placed before my eyes
I went with a source where pick-me poors wouldn’t scream fake news.
Meatwad that’s not the language we use…have you been going online with Master Shake again?
Squirrely nooooooo
Shit I’ll buy that for a dollar!
Regardless of his personal politics, he did a good thing (assuming this even is the assassin)
Adventurism won’t get us far though. One dead corporate ghoul won’t do much; we need an organized party.
It only takes 500 dead of that ilk to get far.
Some people must have face blindness cause to me this dude looks like the other pictures we saw after the shooting.
Idk, I would not ruin a man’s life over the similarities. But then again I am quite terrible at telling faces apart
The angle is very different
I think that some people had trouble with the raised angle of the hostel smile photo, and the way that cameras of different focal lengths (technically, more a function of distance between camera and subject) tend to flatten three dimensional features in slightly different ways. The posts where people were saying that various pictures don’t look like the same person, but like you, I think they look pretty similar.
Why does he have a big mouse cursor in his ear, is that a fashion statement or something
Unnecessary police brutality during arrest a with bow and arrow
I knew it.
Nah, ears are as unique as finger prints. They’re trying to make it hard for someone else to disprove he’s the killer.
I knew it
Shitty AirPod photoshop.
I knew it.
Where can I get that scarf!?
You wanna know how I got these scarfs?
- The Joker
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His face says no jury will ever convict him!
Protip: always look up and smile for mugshots
Fuck he’s hot
So, what’s your fanfiction about?
He enlists into the Turkish army and meets a Kurdish refugee he befriends and they slowly fall in love as they try to bring to light of the Erdoğan scourge and create a Rojava state together
