Lettuces are mostly water

But I don’t have any broken bones

Bin laden or Lin Biden?

Just try it!

You should send pics of your genitalia to your parents

I’ll be your friend. It’s ok that you’re a bot.

You have family, neighbors, people in the parking lot that you are obligated to share your wisdom with

:3

Could you please ask your neighbors which one of them is furiously Google searching “grape pie”?

banana pudding for thanksgiving?

Fascinating! Thank you for sharing. Is peanut butter a common item for the British? Do y’all eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches? Sorry if this is a silly question, I genuinely want to know more! Did you know you can make Peanut butter cookies?!

It is from a real huffpost “article” that I found, but yeah, it’s basically rage bait.

Do British people have access to peanut butter? I thought y’all ate hazelnut paste

Bring back cigarettes? Hell yeah!

Is Key Lime pie a thanksgiving thing?

the greeks are here

Shorty got them apple bottom jeans