Chaos Condo in Manila: Yowling cat, BDSM couple and Nose Job Woes Shake Up Quiet Night.
I am not kidding. Life is strange sometimes.
Okay, I’m hooked, I have to know the non-clickbait story
Also across the hall there is a phone that rings for 10 full minutes, every day.
And the aircon smells like mold.
And the windows are stuck shut.
And the bathroom smells a bit like sewer.
Sorry, got on a roll there.
This reads like the lyrics to a Godspeed You! Black Emperor song. Like a more depressing Dead Flag Blues.
How long can one person avoid yard work? The answer will shock you.
3 weeks so far lol. I’ll probably have to finally mow next week before it gets unmanageable.
“Clueless old man tries the cloud.”
Does life suck, or not?
101 mistakes to avoid if you wanna reach 30
me, reading: oh no… oh no!
Fail compilation 2024 (watch till the end 😂👌)
Nurgle mistakenly identifies local sedentary fatass as living in tribute to him, rewards him with the blessing of now 4 weeks of continuous digestive plague.
He’s unemployed, autistic, spends his free time configuring Linux distros, doomscrolling and falling down Wikipedia rabbit holes. You won’t believe how he met his wife!
Wait, but how did you meet your wife though?
I too choose this guy’s wife.
I asked for her number in a night club, she was the bartender.
3 long lines of ‘headline’ won’t get you any clicks (and no wife)
She Put 26 Years Into A Relationship In Exchange For A Mountain Of Debt, And Now He’s Throwing Things At Her!
Scientists discover THIS many shots of vodka will inebriate you
Retired at 38 and living childless with his wife in the countryside… What will he do with the rest of his life? #7 may surprise you.
WHATS #7 damnit‽
“Which programming language will kill you the fastest? One man searches for the answer.”
Assembly.
Might I refer you to Brainfuck, or perhaps Whitespace?
Do let me know of the outcome!
Spoiler
“The hackers chainsaw” - Forth
Old Reverse Polish Yoda can kill with one Word.
I’ve found calling HTML a programming language helps.
I tried programming in vvvv and this happened…
You Won’t Believe This Guy’s Crazy Knife Collection!
Professional plumber lost his job and starts their own company - this happened next