And the best puppet coming back to the White House

I’m sure the damage is GRUesome

Make sure you’re not Russian to conclusions about who did it, ok?

I pulled a tooth out of my dads face once with some fishing line and a scrap piece of wood

It was awesome

Got about two months to inflict as much damage as possible. I hope we make it count.

He tried to fight a gorilla at a zoo one time. They didn’t let him.

Ca\r\rie

This entire incoming administration is hand picked for the purpose of fucking America up as much as possible.

Humans: What a bunch of absolute bastards

Yup, I had the same thought. The slap was just to generate hype. The fight was pretty tame. This was just a money making event.

You get me so hot

Oh wait that’s just my capillaries rupturing

Yea, I thought maybe they migrated away from them too, but wasn’t sure.

Is it Netflix’s fault or AWS?

But wouldn’t you love to see it happen?

I’m here for both of those things. I only wish it was Mike Tyson in his prime so we could really see a total annihilation of this asswipe.

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow

double peen

Heh

How to get your hair ripped out and receive a collapsed lung in one easy step!

My sincere apologies for trying to be helpful.

Lol fuck you, you don’t know what you’re talking about.