When you think of corpulent, sweaty U.S. southerners waddling into an indoor fried-food trough to compete for the title “most likely to have a stroke”, that public feeding location is referred to as a " Golden Corral".
Except for the fried chicken. And if you’re having that, might as well grab some of the mashed potatoes, which are pretty good, too. And I’m not proud of it, but the macaroni and cheese isn’t the absolute worst if you’re already there. FINE, I KIND OF LIKE IT, OKAY?
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What does this even mean? What’s a golden corral
When you think of corpulent, sweaty U.S. southerners waddling into an indoor fried-food trough to compete for the title “most likely to have a stroke”, that public feeding location is referred to as a " Golden Corral".
Nice of them to sponsor all the free drugs for that school, though
It’s golden to represent the color of patrons’ blood after they finish drinking an entire gallon of fryer oil
It’s an all you can eat buffet restaurant with terrible food.
Except for the fried chicken. And if you’re having that, might as well grab some of the mashed potatoes, which are pretty good, too. And I’m not proud of it, but the macaroni and cheese isn’t the absolute worst if you’re already there. FINE, I KIND OF LIKE IT, OKAY?
When I was a kid that shitty soft serve was the only thing I really liked. The chicken is pretty good, but then it’s hard to fuck up fried chicken.