I’m actually not serious…
You just have to pour whole bucket of Mr. Clean All Purpose Cleaner
“oh, then I just washed my hands in the…”
It’s where I fill my water bottles for the day; very convenient because it’s just across from the toilet.
You have to use the three sea shells. They should be somewhere close; look around a bit.
You think this guy actually knows how to use the shells?
I made a similar comment on the post this is parodying.
https://www.fibaro.com/en/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/09/header-mobile-button-shadow.png How do I turn the lights on?
This looks like something our AI overlords will provide the human servitors that remain after the apocalypse.
Not serious? I’m on vacation and just took a huge crap in this thing and I can’t figure it out. Wtf are you supposed to just waffle stomp it down and then wash your feet? I’m never visiting Miami again!
Think it like two lies and a truth. The truth is I will probably never visit Miami.
I was born and raised in Miami. I support your decision.
I went to Junior Highschool in Miami, for a couple of years.
Very long ago, 1984, but i have very fond memories.
Supporting your decision to support.
You don’t have your poop knife with you?
Miami? Just wait till the next flood.
Very carefully
“Did you pee in the sink or the toilet?”
“Yes.”
“Excuse me, my friends…why are there two toilets in the bathroom?”
“It’s a BIDET, you asshole.”
two seconds later
“Jeezus, somebody took a dump in the bidet.”
It’s a sink.
It’s a style of bidet actually. I had one in a house my family lived in as a kid. Never understood it, installed a hand bidet instead and that one was left unused just sitting next to the toilet
I really do not understand this style of bidet then.
With a potato masher
Imagine being me, scrolling and actually having no idea how to flush it from the picture alone. I may be toilet dumb.
To clarify for anyone else who might be unaware: It’s not a toilet; it’s a bidet. It’s like a wash station for your underside, so you still do your business in the toilet but then come over here to wash. So, much like there’s no flush in a sink, there’s no flush on this.
As a person who has only ever used a bidet as an attachment to the regular toilet- Does one pull up one’s pants before changing stations, or do you waddle over with your pants around your ankles?
Do I have to bring my soap?
“It’s for washing ya back-side, right?”
With a lot of persistence and ingenuity
I so do not keep the separate bidet option. So you crap walking over to that?
Fair question. You just do fairly normal cleanup on the toilet. Then you go just across for extra luxurious full clean up.
Do you face the wall?
You’re gonna need a poop knife…
and elbow grease.
Now that’s a callback.
