Why does it matter if it was actually a lottery or not? The problem is it was represented as one.

Ahh, the naked man. Works two out of three times.

AI and crypto didn’t help?

That title is misleading, at best. They plan on releasing a large scale title every year. Not that a title will be on yearly release schedule.

Prefect

Low taxes

We can go smaller.

Ho Ho ho

Storage isn’t unlimited. You gonna pay for it?

There are a lot of redundant words in that title.

With a shoe in hand.

I meant you can’t stop then from using Recall.

They reworked the lyrics to Enter Sandman.

Can’t control what other people do so you might be out of luck.

Damn, talk about a rough week. Hope it doesn’t make it too much worse.

Nintendo:

You mean things run better when you don’t lazily port a game? I’m shocked. Utterly shocked.

I think this one is lost on me.

EDIT: Is it because if they could read then they’d be upset those books couldn’t be read?

Nah, the baby on fire. The implication is that it set itself on fire.

I shoulda expected that.