As featured in https://youtu.be/m0EiujcV3Tg?si=rU2jlGPQP7Yvsw4F
Haircase
Sthairs
What to do when tribbles get out of hand.
Is that a Trandoshan made Wookie staircase comforter?
Thanks, I hate it
It rubs the lotion on its hair or else it gets the hose again
“Don’t ask me why but I need the largest cans of industrial carpet shampoo and conditioner you have.”
The hair comes from all the people that have slipped and died falling down those stairs. They get absorbed before anybody is even aware and remain vertical with the skull making the stair. The hair cannot grow on its own; it must be replaced.
Do you want to go up sthairs?
Long mullet.
AI?
It’d better be. If not I need a blowtorch and a location this instant.
Imagine breaking your neck falling down the hairs.
“My foot missed the step by a… um…”
Repulsel, Repulsel! Let down your hair!
Plot twist: they are merkins.
So… do the drapes match the stairs?