You loot the kobold’s body. You find a note that reads:
“Dear Krag, I miss you so much, and I pray for you to return soon. Our clutch of eggs is due to hatch, and more than anything I want the first thing they see is their devoted father…”
Minor penalties to chance to hit, movement speed.
Bonus to charisma.
That’s the one!
I had an ASCII Grip for the original Playstation that I really loved. It was a one-handed controller that I mostly used to play RPGs, and although it took a little getting used to, I eventually got so comfortable with it I could menu faster with the Grip than with a normal pad!
“My god! What did you get?”
“Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader.”
You have been poisoned.
Look, I don’t make the rules.
Just the signs 😉
“What are you going to do, send me to super Hell?”
“Very well then. Right this way, sir.”
Wait, I thought lances beat swords, and swords beat axes?
Can’t fool me, I read the papers! Canadian Girlfriend Unsubstantiated.
Udderly content.
“Why hast thou summoned Normie Gary? Today is my turn to drive the carpool, you guys, JEEZ!”
“SILENCE PUNY HUMANS”
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