If you love what you do you’ll never work a day in your life.

It saves the trouble of having to walk all the way around the car!

He was vacationing at a resort that discourages taking pictures.

Anything is an anus if you’re brave enough!

set in a bundt

Are you quite sure that’s the word you want?

Oh she’s serving all right.

When will “now” be “then?”

Trump: “They told me there was a list. Everybody said there was a list, and people told me we had it and we were going to release it. But you know what? But you know what? There wasn’t any list folks, they lied to me and to you, isn’t that awful? Just terrible, unbelievable.”

I am desperately hoping the people I tell about my ideas will steal them so the project will exist without me having to do anything.

I’ll give you everything I own for this…

(Jokes on you, I don’t own anything)

Neat! Also, if anyone’s looking for the linuxmemes version:

Thanks, Norm.

This is why tab search is a thing 😭

No worries! I know it’s silly but I’m still in love with the Vita, so I had that link in my back pocket.

So, during Bil’s man-to-man talk, Trump apparently said:

“They maybe had lunch with him or maybe had some correspondence for one thing or another,” he added. “If that name gets out, those people are destroyed because there’s not going to be any context.”

Innocent people thrown into concentration camps in El Salvador and Florida = OK

“Innocent” person has lunch with a pimp, procurer, and pedophile = THEY MUST BE PROTECTED

What a humanitarian 🙄

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_core

I mean…

Lol, seems like the team that ported it just really loves the Wii U. They’ve done a few other games for it as well.

I know, and it ruined a perfectly good psychoanalytical term, too.

I told my doctor I didn’t have any energy…