I spoke to soon. There is no turkey. 🙁
Oh well, I can either try again next time or be a bit radical and physically go into a shop to buy one.
I have once again reached my limit observing The Discourse™ and will be focussing exclusively on kittens, puppies and ponies from now on.
How about 2 free Guinea pigs?
🤣🤣🤣
So you’re keeping the third?!
Oh hell no. He’s getting a new home.
It’s hard when it impinges on my lived experience and the experience of others. 😿
but I hear you
Alfie is here to help.
he helps 💖
Such a dapper gentleman 😻😻😻
Head boops
Enjoy this four picture story of Mickey’s love affair with my sleeping bag
Fluffy boy sending hugs from inside the cat house.
Ginger kitties warm my heart!
Great shot !
FFS, work system has collapsed
overheating?
Time to sit back and relax, not your circus not your monkeys yolo!
climbs into the compost bin and pulls it shut
There’s a hippie live compost bath/spa experience I’ve only heard about.
Here’s a fat necked boofer that came to the office today because of the heat
chonky girl
just more to love 💖💖💖
I ventured out for a slurpee.
My local 7-11 has cranked their machine so hard they broke it
Nooooo the bedroom aircon has carked it.
Drag mattress into room with aircon. Did that during a heatwave when good games done quick was on a few years ago
Nooo
Wet washcloth or shirt and a fan
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Beep Beep 🚚
🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋Pancakes with lemon & sugar please chef. Its that kind of morning.
🥞🥓🍋🍬🍯☕️
Thanx chef!
Chicken and avocado salad with extra stuff
🍗🥑👻👽🌂🎨
A frozen margarita please. Actually, might as well send the whole slushie machine.
🧊🍹🎰
777 drinks is probably not the best idea, but thank you Chef
Handling awkward conversations
This just came up in the abc newsfeed - I loooove some of the comebacks.
stuff to do today
make sure garden doesn’t die in the heat and dry
some basic housework
UnKAOS the pantry
do sewing
hang pictures
read the lawn mower manual carefully
set up calligraphy for practice🙂🙂🙂
Made fried rice and added too much soy sauce. Added an extra egg, some rice wine vinegar and some mango and I think those things saved it! Yay!
The correct response is
Thank you for cooking for us. This is good. 🙂
I should mention I asked her what I could improve on!
Good. 👍
Arrested Development is playing WOMADelaide! And mother fucking Grace Jones. Holy shit
Oh wow! Classics.
I have a bowl of cherries. I am content
Knockoff o clock
Keen as a bean for a bay swim, followed by an ice cold glass of rose or something lemon-y.
Call centre job app update: their clanker AI kept getting pinged as spam by my pixel and they didn’t tell me what number they were calling from lol, so they just sent me a request to book a phone interview with a real person.
Should get a call in an hour or so.
This is how we show those wirebacks and Altman tech cunts that we don’t want AI like this lol
🤞🏼🍀
Goddamn cogsuckers lol
🙌
