Just had a great after work gathering. Chilled in a secret dog after work gathering spot at Flagstaff gardens among all the dogs (got a bunch of cuddles and licks) with some friends for an hour, then went to get some noodles. Dopamine high

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Advance order for chef:
Red Powerade and smashed avocado on toast with feta and poached egg please

It was very random for me, I just wanted to come up with something quickly that wouldn’t be doxable

I remember once I tried to make a reference to Neil Gaiman - American gods to you and it went completely over your head. Now I know why 🫥

Egg salad sandwich please

My spirit

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The colours are crazy

I could have done without this Monday and Tuesday actually

A huge glass of ice cold orange juice with a little salt please

Yesss I was playing it over the weekend 🤘

Could I please have some i-dont-wanna-go-to-work?

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I know I know, faint, parry, jab, etc

Well yes my dick is already huge and sufficient. But y’know it would be kinda cool to feint every time I get an erection

Surprise me! Make my dick bigger

Having met you, my first impression was that you were a large black male from south Sudan. It took a while until i realized that wasn’t true

Could I please have a thornbury witch potion?

It’s a slippery slope