Can someone from “everywhere else” confirm?
Can confirm, have had mythical beast in house for a couple of decades at this point. Doesn’t do any harm so long as we keep some coins taped to the wall nearby, protects the place otherwise.
Europe and Asia have extensive folklore traditions…
Doesn’t mean they stay in the haunted house lol
they invented those traditions so that they can stay in the haunted house. being haunted ain’t fun but moving is a fucking hassle.
yeah it aint like houses grow on trees
edit also the ghost in my kitchen is pretty cool
aint like houses grow on trees
I’m hoping this is tongue in cheek 😆👏
My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial. Can you say the same?
Damn this meme got me thinking about things
I do not have nearly enough Mormon blood on my hands for my ancestors to like me.
i think eating fried butter is the usual penance for that
The fuck region are you from where they fry butter?
I’m pretty sure that’s Scots.
Same place that gives you fried coke
Why would you fry the cocaine?!
because it’s delicious
I, too, need this information. I now know how and when I’m going to die, I just need to know where.
i was under the impression it was standard united states midwest fair food. freeze the butter, beer batter, fry.
Course it’s the fucken Midwest, love em but I swear those lands have the same properties as the Black Forest or the bogs of Scotland. Which is to say the region is collectively insane in a very particular way.
Kinda, but it’s also just an area in which Scots and Germans intermarried and built a culture together.
I wonder if it’s because of what Americans did to the native population.
I mean, the US is bad, but everywhere is just as bad. Groups of humans have been killing other groups of humans and taking their land for millennia.
I think they mostly mixed into the native population after a while though. At least in Europe. Australia should probably have the same problem.
I wonder if it’s due to the US not really having a strong culture of folklore, like in Europe or Asia.
I’d buy a carbon monoxide monitor, if I was that guy.
Good idea if they have gas. But it’s probably just the photos framed on the wall.
Or the electrical outlets. I always thought of them as little guys when I was a kid.
I don’t think there’s anyone in the world that still use town gas over methane.
How come it’s always some pale-ass Victorian era ghost? Where’s all the ghosts of kids who died doing tiktok challenges? Wake up at the witching hour hearing a disembodied voice be like
“On god I’m dead, no cap fam.”
“Just like… uh… Amanda was so… like… whatevuuuuur…”
Oh god!!! I need an exorcist NOW!!!
Disco ghosts please
If i got haunted by some fking teen doing stupid shit for an ethereal smartphone camera i would be severely disappointed.
We should have all the disfigured kids killed in factory work from the early 1900s screaming curses at you in 1920s paperboy lingo.
probably the puritans’ fault
wall people that have their eyes open are just family photos
I was thinking maybe electrical outlets
I’ll never forget I was 4 years old I asked my dad if the pictures on the wall could see. Without taking a moment to think, he simply said “Yes.” I immediately suspected he was an idiot and that entire exchange has stayed with me.
Parents oughta be like: “Tell us more about these wall people!” and a couple hours later you got a film treatment like “Vengeance of the Wall People with their Eyes Always Open.”
https://youtube.com/shorts/BFb0gkFqfSs?MZlHsIbXWWTXFELm
Lol ppl may change their tube if the rent is cheap enough.
America has them too. They just tend to be the hyper progressives that society shunned. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Lay no hotdogs thou.
Now I have a hankering for a forest hot dog. Would anyone be so kind? Maybe a side of forest curly fries? Thank you for being a friend.
I embrace the ghosts in my dwellings. Americans are just afraid of everything. You can tell by how many guns they own, usually.
I don’t know if you know this, but there’s Americans absolutely fucking everywhere around here. You’d want a gun if you were surrounded by Americans too
America was founded by people who moved out because they got scared.
We use to take care of our fae friends.
