or this

whenever i hear/see the word tuppence i think of Thank Goodness You’re Here. which is not very often cause it happened once since I played the game and it was just now. but still.

nope. bullshit. you’re just dirty.

if the time between first undressing and dressing back up all dried is 10 mins total, no you’re not, unless you’re shaped like a billiard ball.

all of that in 10 feels like one of those white people things, no washing the lower part at all just relying on flow of water doing all the work.

this looks like an endorsement to me

just flat out lie out of nowhere lol. lay off the podcasts for a while

idk what this is but it looks way better than the official 'mon game.

you’re not all-sidesing this shit

yes, it is.

mine was an actual heavy-ass switch. it felt like shutting down the power of an entire neighborhood.

what do you mean by that last point?

developers usually know what’s up. assassin’s creed 4, a pirate game that mimicked the assassin’s creed series that ended with ac3, made the templar’s modern day front, abstergo, into a ubisoft parody. in that game abstergo literally makes assassin’s creed games with ulterior motives. it was almost like the devs were going “man, fuck this dumbass company” and did that as a middle finger to their bosses.

dude even Dick Cheney clears that bar

when your players are wild but know how to make memorable stories

favorite part is the party that says we didn’t have pronouns back in the day is marked as “them”

the whole point of having autocorrect is for it to correct your mistakes. but definition you’re delegating decision making to your app. with that delegation the app maker would rather not get in trouble for not correcting someone’s intended duck and leaving it as a swearword. if you don’t want your app to decide where your fucks belong, turn off autocorrect.

or use something other than iOS. if anything my keyboard guesses I’m trying to swear too frequently now.

a hopeful future. dystopian futures have plenty of republicans.

really? on Android i almost have the opposite problem. because my keyboard does learn from me, I have come close to using profanity (and straight up vulgarity) in very inappropriate situations.

so they became your foul friends