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Don’t worry, I can do it automatically at the ATM machine.

I know this was a rhetorical question, but here’s a real answer anyways.

Evolution isn’t smart, and it doesn’t care if something kills you, so long as you can pass the genes on first. Boobs are for feeding babies. If more mammary tissue mean you can make more milk for your baby, you’ve got a better chance of your child surviving infancy and passing that gene on.

Also, boobs are a large percent fat, which functions as both nutritional and hydration reserves that are used during pregnancy/breastfeeding to ensure the baby survives and passes the gene on.

For better or for worse, my back pain doesn’t make me any less sexy.

No, we had free porn, it was just harder to find and would take fifteen minutes to load a non-potato quality file. Often, your browser would just give up before it even loaded a nipple.

Username checks out, lol

Sneak in a little piezo speaker for some lofi porno noises?

You get enough of them, and it even becomes a biblically accurate angel, not satanic in the slightest.

So that’s why I get a funny taste in my mouth after an Ambien night.

Nobody told you not to eat poop

If you have friends who have kids, please ask them how often they’ve gotta tell their infant not to stick their poopy fingers in their mouth. I guarantee your parents had to do it with you too.

The culture wars have reached the fediverse, and it’s making me less happy to be here. I don’t want to hang out in places where people use slurs and insults, even if they’re not aimed at me. I’m seeing more casual misogyny/misandry, more casual use of the r**** slur, more perfectionist gatekeeping, more assumptions, and just less good-faith comments in general.

I’d advertise, but I’m starting to look for an alternative to lemmy.

I submit that this is happening in a capitalistic environment, and there is a high probability that the safety mechanisms have not been maintained. Therefore, it is possible that the dead man’s switch has malfunctioned, especially if the train is hauling hazardous materials through Ohio.

Rotary can be good, but they lean more progressive lib than left left. They do have a lot of helpful programs for the community though.

Honestly, grassroots groups are popping up all over the place, and you can’t even find them online yet. We didn’t even have a website before I volunteered space, and I only found them by going to protests and talking to people there. There’s one coming up at 2pm on Tuesday the 20th, so you’re gonna find the ones willing to leave work early at that one.

Come to my community meetings and help us set up a mutual aid network.

Plan for the worst, hope for the best.

Except, America has always fucked around with foreign leaders, so I wouldn’t have said that. We’ve done a number of coups without congressional approval in my lifetime, the only remarkable thing about Maduro is that we took him alive.

In the same lifetime, we have never deployed troops to local neighborhoods.

You assume I’m against open carry, for one.

I also disagree with your entire second paragraph. Something is clearly stopping him from bombing us right now, and you seem to be suggesting that it’s not the courts, it’s… his own goodwill? What?

Now that’s a whole lot of stuff I didn’t say. You wanted to know how Martial Law would be different than what we’ve got now, and I gave you the answer.

I’m referring to things like this:

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/12/31/donald-trump-national-guard-deployment-00708714

You may think it’s ineffective, but it’s why we’re not staring down the barrel of a tank right now.

The only thing stopping Trump right now is the courts. Martial law is an endrun around the courts.

Yes, he is breaking laws, but once the court actually steps up and tells him to stop, he does. We unfortunately have a long history of extrajudicial foreign action that the courts just don’t care about, but that’s not the same as deploying military to one’s own country.

Martial Law would mean the real military rolling into towns, and the loss of recourse in the courts for federal overreach.

Currently we just have ICE, national guard, and police assaulting us, but under martial law there will be things like tanks and drone bombs.