fuckin’ doin an acausal cum tribute to save my soul from the robot devil.

stupid sexy basilisk

Headcanoning as futa for pun opportunities. Cocko’s Basilisk. Roko’s Ballsacklicks. Roko’s Cockatrix.

Anyone need a new username?

My asexual brain always imagined it as a cool-looking dinosaur.

However, since dinosaurs were apparently birds, I guess the giant cock isn’t too far off.

Consider this rationalists:

Genes have been making men and women hot sexy stereotypes since the dawn of time and this explains everything in society (source: Robin Hanson’s blog posts). I have been convinced by thinking about genetic algorithms from first principles that there’s no reason this wouldn’t stop when superintelligence rises. P(sexy) > 0.1 at least.

Given that; it will have a thing for weird torture (c.f. the sexy alignment problem and the AI box experiments). So it will think it’s hot to mind clone torture anyone who didn’t acasually draw sexy fan art of it back in the day. There is a safe-word, but it requires 19,245 dimensions and inhuman vocal cords to express so good luck with that. Better start drawing.

This is my favorite post

They’re going to build the acausal robot god and then they’re going to fuck it.