I can’t find my wallet and I’m hungry and I need to get groceries
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The troll under the bridge took it.
U Mad Bro?
If you’re not at home, did you leave it at home this morning? If you’re at home, have you checked the laundry pile?
I legit think I tossed my wallet in the dumpster one time while scrambling to get ready for a backpacking trip. I never ended up finding it, and we lived in a fairly small apartment so I think it indeed ended up in the landfill. Anyways, good luck!
Check your laundry. And places where you might set things down when moving laundry around.
This happens to me two or three times a week. Check your other hand.
Did you happen to leave it under the hood of a car you worked on earlier?
Did you check your pockets?
I don’t know, but annoyingly my wallet/keys/phone tends to always be in the last place I look.
Of course they’re all in the last place you look. Why would you keep looking for the thing in more places once you’ve found it?
I usually find stuff in the last place I could possibly look.
Have you looked in Nature’s Pocket?
Have you tried utilizing A* algorithm as a basis for your search pattern yet?
Wait, that was yours? Oops…say if you see a transaction record from Gritty Down Under just forget it
Have you looked in the hood of a Ford Fusion in Minnesota?
First things first. You need some food to sustain you while you search for the wallet. Do you have a leather belt or some shoes or anything like that you can boil and eat? It’s only a temporary fix, but trust me, you’ll have a much clearer head after you get some tanned animal hide into your system. Next priority: finding that wallet. What you need to do is go to the last place you had it and then retrieve it from there. Most people never realize that one very simple and effective trick, instead spending far too much time searching places where they had their wallet slightly-to-somewhat before it was lost.
Finally, always remember to troubleshoot and isolate the root of the issue. If you need your credit card, and you reach for your wallet only to find your wallet is missing, you have two separate problems. Your wallet can be found by following the steps I shared earlier, but you credit card might be in an entirely different place and it’s the credit card that you needed right now. Keep your eyes on the prize.
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