You… still want to keep contact with them, right? I mean, who will take care of you when you’re older?

Unleash the Crazy Frog. Or go nuclear with playing non-stop every single kitsch 70’s romantic songs on repeat—while singing them passionately.

It give’em an hour.

Trust me, it wasn’t. I did something similar as a kid, but only around $900… just needed to be located barely off zone (like, just a kilometer off) from your Internet provider, and use the Windows 95 dial up that’s a bit eager to add a “1” before the rest of the number… and voilà!

Grounded and cut for three months after the phone bill came in.

Found the american!

Paddington, and David Tennant as Doctor Who.

“What messages?”

Lol yes

Learning C, that smasher would never have stopped.

Don’t check the Red Wedding scene on Youtube

Lenovo tablets aren’t alternate OS friendly.

And still lost.

Fracking toasters…

SHALL WE PLAY A GAME ?

Think of gentle waves vs goddam nightmare storm.

“You are not serious people.”

He distracted everyone from Israel’s latest humanitarian crisis against Palestinians.

He blued himself

ADHD is a chemical impairment happening inside the brain.

Severe ADHD is the equivalent of attempting to control an allergic reaction by thought alone, without the help of medication.

Fuck anyone who will call us lazy or “unwilling to do the effort”. They wouldn’t last a day in our shoes.

The bat.

^🎻