Please mark this as NSFL.

Seriously, who the fuck starts a conversation like this, I just sat down!!

Quantum makes sci-fi go brrrrr

MacOS: Am I a joke to you?

Not a rumor, it was.

Peace?

Then Clippy came along…

Beaver!

Okay—not the Legacy I was hoping for, but, wow!

I used to love Instagram 5-10 years ago. I despise today’s Instagram.

“Anyway, here’s Wonderwall”

TIL installing Linux on a MacBook downgrades it to a MacBoo.

Holy shit

“Whaddayamean the brakes are in a different package?!?”

CD? You mean the shiny coaster?

You forgot your obligatory BtW i uSe ArCh, kiddo…

Nah, we just don’t care…

Wow he looks really weird…

Coming in a computer near you: Crowdstrikenado!

Bruh… don’t give them ideas

The “He’s weird” is the equivalent of “Doesn’t she look tired” in Doctor Who, when the Doctor decides to end a bad politician’s career. That sentence, as it starts spreading, destroys her career.

This is what they aim for, and it’s meant for MAGAs, to crack them open.