I’m talking like Ursula or the French spider from from James and the giant peach. Don’t give me some conventionally attractive humans (though humans are totally allowed) please.
Personally mine was Goldie from Rock-a-doodle. I probably watched that movie 100 times on VHS as a kid.
Your mom
OP implied it should be controversial
Judging by the down votes I’d say It was.
to my memory I never was attracted to non humans
this was my first non-real person crush though
then
yeah I’m a basic bitch I know. My friend made me take the BDSM test and I literally got 97% vanilla
The 3% was because your friend made you take a test you didn’t want to. Your vanilla power is nearly overwhelming the testing capacities of current technology.
You had a thing for that green gorilla fish thing and still got 97% vanilla???
Not having a crush on Ms.Frizzle is criminal. Though if you were a kid I guess I can let it slide.
Toa Nokama
A Bionicle… That’s a hear me out for sure. I can remember my skin being pinched by the joints while playing with them from time to time. I can’t imagine wanting to fuck the Bionicle after that, but you do you.
Can’t leave out Keira from Jak and Daxter
Holy fuck childhood memory unlocked. Hell yeah. This most certainly played a part in my love of brightly colored hair on women …
Crysta from Fern Gully
Or Gadget from Chip 'N Dale.
Does Game Over Gruntilda count?
If not, then maybe
Orangutan Daisy DukeCandy Kong?
I made my friend lose at bank kazooie repeatedly just to rewatch the end
Which Candy Kong though? The one from DKC, the one from DK64, or the one from the animated series above?
I like the TV one. The hair, earrings and headband give off such a “mom’s hot friend in the 90’s” vibe.
Hot Gruntie could get it 💯
Game over Gruntilda is FINE. Hell yeah brother.
Moominmamma
I remember it looking different, but when I was under 5 I would rewind this scene over and over again when nobody was in the room
What are we looking at here, chief?
Sunflower from Concer: Bad Fur Day
Wow, that’s something.
I love your question and reaction to the answer so much😂 I was going to leave it, because the thread is perfect as is, but I just wanted to let you know; I really like your contribution to this thread
It’s nice to be appreciated. Thank you for telling me.
BTW I’m not yucking your experience with that cartoon, but the odd process by which it was ever allowed to be animated!
It’s definitely wild, I can’t believe I was allowed to watch it tbh. That mixed the concrete that is my sexuality, for sure. Lots of other things/people poured it, but that’s the earliest memory I have as far as my sexual awakening goes. I love putting my face between a big ole pair of titties, to this very day.
Well I hope you have many more opportunittties in your future!
Well that was certainly something… I swear animators were all doing way too many drugs back then.
EVERY REPRESENTATION IN THIS GOD DAMN THREAD IS CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE, NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND HOW THIS GAME WORMS.
HOW THIS GAME
WORMS.
worms
the “hear me out” treadmill that eventually devolves into buildings and food
Hear me out
yes but anish kapoor has an exclusive license so that only he can fuck the Bean
Just spill it, you kinky freak, what is it? Fat cartoon animals? Differently-abled Schoolhouse Rock puppets? This is a no-judgment zone (speaking only for myself, mind you).
honestly, it’s probably just everything.
Instead of yelling at all of us why don’t you give a “real” example then?
Okay, but hear me out.
I will not be hearing you out on this one. You need Jesus.
Fine, I’ll just quote from the blog hosting that photo (checks notes…catholicfootnotes.com, wtf?):
The very existence of such a creature raises pressing questions, some practical (life application) and others more scientific or theoretical (as G.K. Chesterton once said, “every question is a theological question”). Life application questions might include: Does this thing swim near the shore? Might I encounter the Blobfish on my next tubing adventure? Would the Blobfish survive in my massive aquarium? More (or less) scientific questions might be: Is that a nose? Is the Blobfish nearing extinction? Does the Blobfish live near the bottom or top of the oceanic food chain? And the question everyone is asking: What’s up with those lips?
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/what-blobfish-really-look-like
Yea… I would definitely get more sources.
Rather than scales, blobfish have loose skin. That skin, along with the ocean pressure, keeps the blobfish’s shape. But outside the ocean environment, they tend to fall apart.
People posting blobfish always makes me sad. Poor things don’t actually look like that…
It’s like it aliens took humans into space and our corpses got all bloated from the lack of pressure and then the aliens laugh at our corpses and assume that’s what humans always look like…
Lol, literally asked, what them lips do?
The Catholic Footnotes author, blobfish article progressing most-unexpectedly:
Poor depressurized deep sea fish. That thing is dead from being turned inside out from the vacuum pressure of being hauled out of the ocean. They don’t look like that until we do that to 'em.
This one right here officer, that turtle is underage
Yep. That’s pretty fucked up.
Alright then, hear me out.
I am hearing you out… I have questions about the logistics but I am hearing you out.
There have been a few in here, but the real “hear me out”s are Few and far between.
Someone mentioned Hexxus from Fren Gully (a tar monster voiced by Tim Curry), or the Hydra from Hercules.
I still think it holds true that men’s HMOs are conventionally attractive women (Jessica Rabbit, Tinkerbell, Gadget). Women’s HMOs are things like The Brave Little Toaster; the dog monster from The Thing; and the abstract concept of ennui.
men’s hearmeouts are conventionally attractive women. women’s hearmeouts are unconventionally attractive enbys. enbys’ hearmeouts are conventionally unattractive men
I’m sure there’s a psychologist that has something to say about the general trends between the genders on this topic.
Why are women more attracted to abstract things that may not resemble as man at all while most men require that they at least vaguely resemble a woman?
Who knows.
Because the patriarchy conditions men to be awful to women, and women to be nice to men. Women are more likely to develop resentment towards men and look elsewhere for their tastes.
Yikes. I guess that’s certainly one way to view the world.
The fact that misogyny exists and has psychological consequences is a yikes?
I would argue instead that while patriarchy encourages people to overvalue oversexualized beauty in women, and does encourage men to be dipshits towards them, that would cause women to overvalue kindness and gentleness in their non threatening, masculine related fantasies. Maybe I’m overgeneralizing, but I am thinking of Bandit Heeler, or that fucking toothbrush
I’m sorry, this is literally how the game works.
I mean, it depends on what convention you’re attending.
Like… Are we at the furry convention? In which case, yeah I agree.
Some of these are pretty weak, but still valid imo because it’s specifically asking for ones from your youth; the start of your freak journeyReally? Even this one?
humina humina aWOOOOGA huhuhuhuhuh WawawawaWAAAAA brrrpppprrrppp EEYORE EEYORE vroomvrOoom
Brad Dourif. But you have to guess the movie.
…Wormtongue?
Nope.
Child’s Play, Child’s Play 2, Child’s Play 3, Bride of Chucky, Seed of Chucky, Curse of Chucky, Cult of Chucky
No.
Billy Bibbit?
Close, but no.
Where is this from, again? I know I’ve seen it somewhere…
Alicia, the witches granddaugher in Moomim Valley. She is not a Tove Janson original character but introduced in the Sun Studio cartoons from the 90s
When I was 6 I really liked Astro Boy’s sister.
None. I think that’s Why I find furries so baffling; it’s, like, bestiality.
Although, and a full grown man, I crushed hard on both Chel from EL Dorado and Ramirez from Atlantis. But those were both humans, and very conventionally attractive.
Oh! Wait! I do have a childhood, non-human example, although she’s hyper-conventionally attractive:
It’s not bestiality if they’re anthro humans!
If feral, I see where you’re coming from.
Tap for spoiler
But you can’t spell “bestiality” without “best”! ohgawdiamsorry
What is that picture from ?
The bat shit crazy Bakshi movie Wizards
Of Bakshi’s movies, I think Wizards is among the least batshit crazy. But, yeah, it’s Ralph through and through. Good watch for current times, too.
El Dorado was going to be porn before they pivoted to a family movie…
She’s a surfer girl in blue, and she’s got some nice big curves to her front
You know what. I get it.
now this is a hearmeout
