Yikers, this will go well
He cheated to get her, he’ll cheat to get the next one.
She believes he’ll be loyal to her cause she dedicates all of her time to him. She’s a bit delusional to say the least…
how anyone can be this short-sighted is beyond me
And he will be, until the next opportunity presents itself.
He lied to his wife, but surely he won’t lie to me, his wife.
I never thought leopards would eat MY face…
I unfriended soneone I knew because she posted ecard cringe too often.
Wife is a little bit like a car. It should have big bumpers, be easy to live with, give you a smile when you use it first thing in the morning. And if it refuses to perform the way it used to, there may be a time for a new car.
Expecting downvotes now 😂
It’s a misogynistic relic of a joke. Enjoy the downvotes.
Who let their senile grandpa out of the nursing home?
HiLaRiOuS
Misogyny aside for a second - what car gives you a smile when you “use” it?
Kia Stinger GT, I get a smile everytime I look at mine, and it’s rear wheel biased, so you can make it’s rear slide when taking corners.
There are much better value, smile per money things out there though
Am I the only one who sees the faces in the tail lights of the cars in front of me?
One which performs of course. And no misogyny involved at all, just realism.
There certainly is misogyny in that joke, but it’s very clear you’re doing this on purpose.
Ssshhh, that may blow simpletons brains out.
Obviously not, you still have brains enough to type.
Yes, sweetie. And the obvious conclusion is…?
I don’t get it. Care to explain what exactly is humorous about your “joke”?
I doubt in my abilities to explain anything to a person of your ability.
Oh. So it’s not actually funny. Got it.
You see? That’s exactly what I meant when I mentioned your abilities.
Do you… actually think you’re funny?
Holy shit that’s fucking sad
Holy shit that’s fucking sad
Abilities, sweetie 🤣
Yeah, down voted for tired old sexist joke…
That this new husband probably tells unironically.
Good one grandpa, let’s get you to bed.
Your partner is lucky to have you
Yes, and if she keeps performing, I will definitely keep her.
You can tell this is the look he was going for by his calling downvoters “simpletons”.
Sounds like the position of Mistress is now open.
What horrible people. Cheaters deserve the worst in this world, fucking traitors.
Lessons will be learned here
doubt
No, they won’t.
Lessons will be available at least, even if nobody decides to take away anything from them.
So you’re an optimist then.
When a man marries his mistress he creates a job opening.
Is everyone too distracted by the cringe to be infuriated at the punctuation? Wtf is happening with those quotation marks?
Welcome to the 1950s. They used quotes to make it clear it was the pictured character saying that. They also standardized using quotes to identify the motto on businesses and trucks. The SomeECards meme format is a caricature of that.
Bill’s Burgers “We serve pleasure”
Jack’s towing “Reliable hookers”
Manny’s Milk “We’ll deliver that white cream that puts a smile on your wife’s face”
The use of a pretend quote is one thing, but what is the middle quotation mark doing?
Manny’s Milk “We’ll deliver that white cream” that puts a smile on your wife’s face"
I was too distracted by the punctuation to really care about the cringe.
I read it 3 times trying to figure out where the quote was supposed to be before I gave up and came to the comments.
In my case, YEP.
Pretty sure memes like that are always intended to be taken as satire. They used to be a quite popular format.
I mean it doesn’t seem like his sister thinks it’s satire. Poes law etc
Keep us updated 😄
“It’s funny she called ME a thief, but now SHE doesn’t have a car and I do. Maybe I should have been called the ‘owner’ all along.”
“They all called ME the spectre of death, but…”
What a very specific “meme”.
Some people here don’t really understand memes
Wow, your sister is a real homewrecking piece of shit. She also doesn’t understand that if he’ll cheat on his ex with you, he’ll cheat on you with someone new.
