Makeup is “chemicals that destroy your skin”? What on earth.

Is there a green gatorade?

Not creeps. Predators.

Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys

Yeah because itain’t the front and itain’t the back

I’m so sorry for your loss. I hope Sandy was able to give you some comfort 🤍

One doþ wonder

FTFY

We had Lace Bouquet:

Queen Sandy lookin’ all easy, breezy, beautiful 🦄

Oh fuck I thought this was a bird’s-eye view of somebody’s head

I need to go to bed

Couldn’t you just suggest “On se tutoie?”?

Ugh I love the smell of lantana 💚

Pick my nose and wipe it on the interviewer’s desk, and acknowledge nothing.

Mortgage, no question.

Lightly steamed with a little lemon juice, salt, and pepper.

I’m dying this is amazing

The purrnace

I’m glad you’re feeling better. Sandy is a queen as always. Barn cat!! 😻

God forbid any geldings try to say hi to us. She has absolutely no patience for little boys

I wanna be Sandy when I grow up

(Feel better, Launches!)

That motherfucker’s always spiked with pain