airmail@lemmy.world to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 days agoMeme my sister sent me (last year she married the older, married man she was dating)lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square98fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareFelixCress@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·20 days agoWife is a little bit like a car. It should have big bumpers, be easy to live with, give you a smile when you use it first thing in the morning. And if it refuses to perform the way it used to, there may be a time for a new car. Expecting downvotes now 😂
minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·20 days agoYour partner is lucky to have you
minus-squareFelixCress@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·20 days agoYes, and if she keeps performing, I will definitely keep her.
minus-squareieatpillowtags@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·20 days agoYou can tell this is the look he was going for by his calling downvoters “simpletons”.
minus-squareriodoro1@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·20 days agoGood one grandpa, let’s get you to bed.
minus-squaredeadbeef79000@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·20 days agoYeah, down voted for tired old sexist joke… That this new husband probably tells unironically.
minus-squareRayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·20 days agoMisogyny aside for a second - what car gives you a smile when you “use” it?
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·20 days agoAm I the only one who sees the faces in the tail lights of the cars in front of me?
minus-squarekameecoding@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-219 days agoKia Stinger GT, I get a smile everytime I look at mine, and it’s rear wheel biased, so you can make it’s rear slide when taking corners. There are much better value, smile per money things out there though
minus-squareFelixCress@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-220 days agoOne which performs of course. And no misogyny involved at all, just realism.
minus-squareRayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·20 days agoThere certainly is misogyny in that joke, but it’s very clear you’re doing this on purpose.
minus-squareFelixCress@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·19 days agoSsshhh, that may blow simpletons brains out.
minus-squareforrgott@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·19 days agoObviously not, you still have brains enough to type.
minus-squareFelixCress@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·19 days agoYes, sweetie. And the obvious conclusion is…?
minus-squarejonathan@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·20 days agoIt’s a misogynistic relic of a joke. Enjoy the downvotes.
minus-squareilega_dh@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·20 days agoWho let their senile grandpa out of the nursing home?
minus-squareforrgott@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·20 days agoI don’t get it. Care to explain what exactly is humorous about your “joke”?
minus-squareFelixCress@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·20 days agoI doubt in my abilities to explain anything to a person of your ability.
minus-squareforrgott@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·20 days agoOh. So it’s not actually funny. Got it.
minus-squareFelixCress@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·19 days agoYou see? That’s exactly what I meant when I mentioned your abilities.
minus-squareforrgott@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·19 days agoDo you… actually think you’re funny? Holy shit that’s fucking sad
minus-squareFelixCress@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·19 days ago Holy shit that’s fucking sad Abilities, sweetie 🤣
Wife is a little bit like a car. It should have big bumpers, be easy to live with, give you a smile when you use it first thing in the morning. And if it refuses to perform the way it used to, there may be a time for a new car.
Expecting downvotes now 😂
Your partner is lucky to have you
Yes, and if she keeps performing, I will definitely keep her.
You can tell this is the look he was going for by his calling downvoters “simpletons”.
Good one grandpa, let’s get you to bed.
Yeah, down voted for tired old sexist joke…
That this new husband probably tells unironically.
Misogyny aside for a second - what car gives you a smile when you “use” it?
Am I the only one who sees the faces in the tail lights of the cars in front of me?
Kia Stinger GT, I get a smile everytime I look at mine, and it’s rear wheel biased, so you can make it’s rear slide when taking corners.
There are much better value, smile per money things out there though
One which performs of course. And no misogyny involved at all, just realism.
There certainly is misogyny in that joke, but it’s very clear you’re doing this on purpose.
Ssshhh, that may blow simpletons brains out.
Obviously not, you still have brains enough to type.
Yes, sweetie. And the obvious conclusion is…?
It’s a misogynistic relic of a joke. Enjoy the downvotes.
Who let their senile grandpa out of the nursing home?
I don’t get it. Care to explain what exactly is humorous about your “joke”?
I doubt in my abilities to explain anything to a person of your ability.
Oh. So it’s not actually funny. Got it.
You see? That’s exactly what I meant when I mentioned your abilities.
Do you… actually think you’re funny?
Holy shit that’s fucking sad
Abilities, sweetie 🤣
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