airmail@lemmy.world to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoMeme my sister sent me (last year she married the older, married man she was dating)lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square96linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareFelixCress@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoWife is a little bit like a car. It should have big bumpers, be easy to live with, give you a smile when you use it first thing in the morning. And if it refuses to perform the way it used to, there may be a time for a new car. Expecting downvotes now 😂
minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoYour partner is lucky to have you
minus-squareFelixCress@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoYes, and if she keeps performing, I will definitely keep her.
minus-squareieatpillowtags@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoYou can tell this is the look he was going for by his calling downvoters “simpletons”.
minus-squareriodoro1@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoGood one grandpa, let’s get you to bed.
minus-squaredeadbeef79000@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoYeah, down voted for tired old sexist joke… That this new husband probably tells unironically.
minus-squareRayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoMisogyny aside for a second - what car gives you a smile when you “use” it?
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoAm I the only one who sees the faces in the tail lights of the cars in front of me?
minus-squarekameecoding@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-25 months agoKia Stinger GT, I get a smile everytime I look at mine, and it’s rear wheel biased, so you can make it’s rear slide when taking corners. There are much better value, smile per money things out there though
minus-squareFelixCress@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-25 months agoOne which performs of course. And no misogyny involved at all, just realism.
minus-squareRayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoThere certainly is misogyny in that joke, but it’s very clear you’re doing this on purpose.
minus-squareFelixCress@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoSsshhh, that may blow simpletons brains out.
minus-squareforrgott@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoObviously not, you still have brains enough to type.
minus-squareFelixCress@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoYes, sweetie. And the obvious conclusion is…?
minus-squarejonathan@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoIt’s a misogynistic relic of a joke. Enjoy the downvotes.
minus-squareilega_dh@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoWho let their senile grandpa out of the nursing home?
minus-squareforrgott@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoI don’t get it. Care to explain what exactly is humorous about your “joke”?
minus-squareFelixCress@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoI doubt in my abilities to explain anything to a person of your ability.
minus-squareforrgott@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoOh. So it’s not actually funny. Got it.
minus-squareFelixCress@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoYou see? That’s exactly what I meant when I mentioned your abilities.
minus-squareforrgott@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoDo you… actually think you’re funny? Holy shit that’s fucking sad
minus-squareFelixCress@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months ago Holy shit that’s fucking sad Abilities, sweetie 🤣
Wife is a little bit like a car. It should have big bumpers, be easy to live with, give you a smile when you use it first thing in the morning. And if it refuses to perform the way it used to, there may be a time for a new car.
Expecting downvotes now 😂
Your partner is lucky to have you
Yes, and if she keeps performing, I will definitely keep her.
You can tell this is the look he was going for by his calling downvoters “simpletons”.
Good one grandpa, let’s get you to bed.
Yeah, down voted for tired old sexist joke…
That this new husband probably tells unironically.
Misogyny aside for a second - what car gives you a smile when you “use” it?
Am I the only one who sees the faces in the tail lights of the cars in front of me?
Kia Stinger GT, I get a smile everytime I look at mine, and it’s rear wheel biased, so you can make it’s rear slide when taking corners.
There are much better value, smile per money things out there though
One which performs of course. And no misogyny involved at all, just realism.
There certainly is misogyny in that joke, but it’s very clear you’re doing this on purpose.
Ssshhh, that may blow simpletons brains out.
Obviously not, you still have brains enough to type.
Yes, sweetie. And the obvious conclusion is…?
It’s a misogynistic relic of a joke. Enjoy the downvotes.
Who let their senile grandpa out of the nursing home?
I don’t get it. Care to explain what exactly is humorous about your “joke”?
I doubt in my abilities to explain anything to a person of your ability.
Oh. So it’s not actually funny. Got it.
You see? That’s exactly what I meant when I mentioned your abilities.
Do you… actually think you’re funny?
Holy shit that’s fucking sad
Abilities, sweetie 🤣
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