“It’s just G now, Jack. We sold the E to Samsung. They’re Samesung now.”

GE no longer makes appliances. It’s a licensed out name now.

I figure their star finally fell when they stopped making locomotives. What kind of giant industrial conglomerate does that?! EveN Hitachi, a brand mostly known for marital aids, makes locomotives!

Inside you are two wolves. One is a cheap TV licensed to use your trademark. The other is nuclear weapons.

You are Westinghouse.

If you just have two toaster ovens, You are Hamilton Beach.