The UK is the USA of Europe

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

“I can’t be bought”, says the demonstrably bought politician. Anybody check his pockets for rubles? Small wonder he doesn’t leave a trail of them wherever he goes

I can’t see the point of going to an empty store

… what do you do in stores, exactly?

its hard to rent a consumable product

Oh they’ll find a way

By renting us soap you mean

Unfortunately your shithole and the Eurasian shithole known as Russia are both working hard to turn Europe into another shithole, and it’s fucking working too…

“No trash cans?! Goddamnit, all I wanted was to throw my candy wrapper away but now I’m going to shit on the ground on principle”

You’re still that salty over some random joke comment?

You can send me the therapy bill

It is! And makes the place feel a bit more human, somehow

Don’t have to when living in a country where keeping your shoes on indoors at someone else’s house would be incredibly rude

Don’t need a doormat when you are one I guess

Oh yeah, I’ve worked in a bunch of offices where the policy was to leave shoes at the door, or to change into office slippers etc. It’s not at all uncommon in Helsinki; keeps the office clean in the months when the streets are full of slush and grime

That’d be the point, yeah

See, you get it

Only barbarians wear shoes in their own homes.

Shit, even wearing shoes in an office job can be kinda sus.

edit: DOWNVOTE ME HARDER YOU FILTHY BARBARIAN HORDE, you know in your heart of hearts that I’m right

They can’t vote in US federal elections but obviously they do have local elections. Also, they apparently vote for delegates to the DNC/RNC:

Like other territories, Puerto Rico holds presidential primary elections in the spring of each presidential election year in which the parties choose delegates to the Republican and Democratic national conventions. While these delegates do vote for their pledged candidate at their respective convention, this marks the end of the territory’s participation in the presidential election. U.S. citizens, including Puerto Ricans, can vote for president if they are registered to vote and reside in any of the 50 States or the District of Columbia (For an example of how this functions, see 2016 United States presidential primaries in Puerto Rico.)

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_voting_rights_in_Puerto_Rico

Huh, interesting.

I know some German so I understand what “Gesamtkunstwerk” is because the Finnish word for it is probably just a direct translation of the German one – “yhtenäistaideteos” (yhtenäis+taide+teos), loosely translatable as “unified work of art”

Gesaffelstein

Gesundheit!

“This here’s for salt, this is for pepper, and this is for weapons-grade cocaine”