It still amazes me that the smartest phones aren’t yet smart enough to have direct power supply.

Like my 40 year old AM radio.

In those days, asking your barber to “take a little off the top” ended in either circumcision or lobotomy.

Using phones with a continuous power supply might do nasty things to the battery.

Source: I finally figured out how to open a glass back phone with no tools.

This is America

How many during the third Reich?

Are they in a hospital now? If not, why?

You can’t extort someone for something they didn’t do.

PizzaGaetz is just admitting he’s guilty now.

Seat belts> Ralph Nader, ah fuckit, you’re boring and humorless.

Humans didn’t invent this.

The rich did.

Tyfetus!

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Damn Democrats.

I wonder if panty sniffer Putin came up with that name all by himself.

So clever.

Also, fuck Putin, fuck trump, fuck elon. May you each find the highest windows.

King Missile is finally relevant!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

~1/2 cup ground is ~8 cups coffee.

If they can consent to extra sprinkles on their ice cream, they can be child sex slaves.

(Edit: I just wanna say I’m so glad I didn’t need the /s for people to… Wait, I hope people aren’t actually agreeing with this)

This has been a known outcome for at least 30 years.

Yes. We are. We have been for a long time.

It’s just becoming more visible to the first world.

Vice grips for pliers
Pliers for a wrench
Wrench for a hammer
Hammer’s everything else

A song for that guy:

hard on equipment

It was always Ralph Nader’s fault.

The cycle was on floofy.