At the end of his life, my grandpa subsisted on 2 pints of strawberry banana yoplait yogurt and a pack of Coors light a day. What dietary hell will you fall into?
I eat less and less the older I get. I feel like eventually, I will be able to sustain myself on air alone.
There’s a religion for that, Breatharianism
I’m never upset with a decent burger
When I’m senile? Ice cream sandwiches. I’d have forgotten in lactose intolerant, God be with the poor soul taking care of me.
The cheapest insect based product, hopefully.
I’ve got a lemonade recipe that I will happily be “forgetting” I already made a batch of for the rest of my life.
I call it the Swiss Lion, and it’s creamy fruity lemony goodness.
Lemonade recipe tax.
Zest a small bag of lemons, 4 to 5, then peel the lemons and reserve the zest with the lemon flesh.
Get a box of strawberries and chop off the tops before cutting up and tossing in with the zest and lemon flesh.
Get a cup of cane sugar, and pour it into the bowl before tossing the whole mess together as much as possible, then spread it into a baking pan.
Either hit it with a kitchen torch, or slap it under the broiler for 2 minutes.
Toss it all in the blender with 2 cups of chilled water and give it just enough pulses to get it all combined together.
Strain it into a bowl, then strain it again back into the blender.
Add in 1 to 3 cans of sweetened condensed milk to desired consistency, and cane sugar to taste.
Blend it all together one more time with a handful of ice cubes and voilà.
Swiss because the sweetened condensed milk and zest are from what’s called a Brazilian Lemonade, but what the Brazilians call a Limonada Suisse, and Lion because the Strawberries Cane Sugar and Torch come from Detroit (lions) 75 Kitchen Lemonade.
Why in the world would you include the lemon pith? Or is that not what you mean by “lemon flesh”?
You’d be surprised how many recipes use a bit of rind.
Little Debbie Zebra Cakes all day long.
Thats what I’m talkin’ about.
And I bet this time you recieved blood before you got them
My dad ate a ding dong a drank a Pepsi every single day for decades. He’s going strong at 85, but it was the stones that made him quit
Mick & Keith really are a couple of wet blankets.
You can’t always get what you want
Obligatory OP comment:
I’d probably drink PBR Xtra and the Cookies and Cream ice cream from Aldi all day and then croak.
My grandpa drank 14 cans of Diet Pepsi and a box of Milkbone dog treats when he had the Alzheimer’s.
They are kinda dry.
Probably eggs farofa.
Farofa deez nuts!
Farofa with nuts! (It’s actually tasty. Specially with walnuts, bacon, and raisins. I wouldn’t be preparing it if senile though - I’d completely forget about Christmas.)
Hopefully Chivas Regal and cocaine
Pizza and candy corn.
Do the candy corns melt into the pizza?
You eat the candy corn woke you wait for the delivery or oven.
If I’m still able to cook, almost certainly pierogi.
What do you like to fill them with?
I make two types. One that is filled with mashed potatoes with a little bit of cheese and one that is filled with a sauerkraut and mushroom mixture.
Mini-peirogi
Buffalo chicken sandwich, beer
So much oatmeal. I love oatmeal.
I’d hope I get stuck on Drumstick ice cream with the hard shell chocolate
