Kefir
Please explain how you think that’s humorous
seems like it would be hard to track down to me but idk
I’m in the Nordics, and every supermarket I can think of would have it, but even if it is rare somewhere, how would that make it humorous?
In scotland I would have no fuckin idea where to get it lol
Pretty much most supermarkets would do, I should think. Aldi has kefir.
https://www.lancs.live/whats-on/food-drink-news/aldi-launches-new-199-kefir-29474962
I’m thinking you’ve not seen any because you’ve not looked, not because it’s not there.
This sounds extremely plausible. I am culinarily challenged.
Pet supplies for animals you don’t have. Things that don’t exist but sound like things you might find at a grocery store, like pot slippers from the kitchen utensils, vegan mangos, aged vermhölsterdoif cheese, or barkley salt. Rare spices the stores your partner shops at do not sell. I get a kick out of being macabre so long pork, stray child. Ingredients your partner hates. Confusing typos.
Vanilla flavoured bananas.
Peppered mandarins.
Pickled macaroni.
you’re giving them ideas! it’s going to fruity pebbles Mac and cheese
porno magazines
large box of condoms
a bottle of Old Harper
panty shields
illegal fireworks
disposable enemaStaple gunBand-aids
Everyone! Please keep commenting! I’m getting some great ideas here!
Obviously a partridge in a pear tree.
Peace of mind
fertilizer
gas
nails
cable
egg timer
pressure cooker
sunglasses
wigAnd your partner will be soon on a list too.
very important: you need POTASSIUM fertilizer
Fancy Napkins!
- Not Wet!
Po-
Tay-
Toes
Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂
Thank you. It’s my first. 😊
My partner does this already. The number of times I’ve found “tush squish” is… I’ve lost track.
I got him back by adding chicken hats to his online cart.
live bees
1000 bottles of baby oil
Sean?
1 left sock
And much further down the list
1 right sock
That’s a delicious idea.
One might even say its sockulent