“For no reason?” Were you hatched yesterday, or something?

“This message brought to you by Wormbo. Eat corn cream!”

At least they didn’t get into Jordan Peterson lengths… those vids were short!

“And nothing of value was lost.” Don’t let the door hitcha where the good Lord splitcha, bitch.

There’s a gas station north of Austin TX in Round Rock that has Buddha Burgers. Absolutely, hands down the best burgers I’ve ever had, fast food or otherwise.

Oof. You’re fucking pathetic.

Holy shit, you’re the voice of America? You’ve got some fucking splaining to do, then.

You beat me to it.

I’d like it if Joss Whedon could finish a series. Firefly? The Nevers? So much potential to just get thrown away after one season.

The first six weeks of GTA Online are my favorite gaming memories. I was working 8 hours, gaming 12 and sleeping 4. I’m still friends with people i met in the racing lobbies…

You know your JRPG’s.

In further news, Nintendo has announced it’s intentions to sue Nintendo over trademark violations.

I once feel asleep, standing up, at a Static X concert. 12 straight hours of drinking will have that effect…

Create a fake lottery to help get a fascist into office for the end goal of turning that $300bil into $1tril.

Thanks, TRex from Kung Fury!

I think his horse has diabeetus, or something.

A: “Must be doing something right then.”

B: “Oh no! Anyway…”

C: “That’s nice. I’m thinking chicken for dinner.”

D: “Did you say something?”

No no, you have your old desert hobo do the arm removal.

Aided by an Excalibur-wielding Picard.

According to this ancient documentary… Yes. Yes they are.