Apytele@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 days agoWhat are some humorous items I could sneak onto my partner's running shopping list?message-squaremessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareWhat are some humorous items I could sneak onto my partner's running shopping list?Apytele@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square60fedilink
minus-squareludrol@bookwormstory.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-23 days ago1 flux capacitor 2 positrons 1 hug 1 thingamajig 3 liters of blinker fluid one simple manual excavator 1 mole of oxygen 1 µg of unobtanium 1 grimoir for casting spells 1 ring to rule them all 50 melons for grade school math problem
minus-squareJojo, Lady of the West@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agoJust really want some symmetry violation and new physics. It’s getting stale in here.
minus-squareludrol@bookwormstory.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agotop or bottom? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
minus-squareThebular@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days ago“1 hug” is a regular addition to my fiancé’s list when she asks me if there’s anything I need. It’s a great addition because then I get my hug!
minus-squareApytele@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days ago 50 melons for grade school math problem Actually I think I’m gonna start with: “(10x-0.5)/2 snickers bars, where x is how much of my snickers you ate, you asshole.”
minus-squarespittingimage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoI charge a husband tax too. 10% of her snacks are mine.
1 flux capacitor
2 positrons
1 hug
1 thingamajig
3 liters of blinker fluid
one simple manual excavator
1 mole of oxygen
1 µg of unobtanium
1 grimoir for casting spells
1 ring to rule them all
50 melons for grade school math problem
Yummy! 😋
1 quark (no pairs please)
Here you go
Just really want some symmetry violation and new physics. It’s getting stale in here.
top or bottom? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
🥺
👉👈
*mol
“1 hug” is a regular addition to my fiancé’s list when she asks me if there’s anything I need. It’s a great addition because then I get my hug!
Actually I think I’m gonna start with:
“(10x-0.5)/2 snickers bars, where x is how much of my snickers you ate, you asshole.”
I charge a husband tax too. 10% of her snacks are mine.